Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.
Uncle Felix 😎 added Longarms 🇺🇸 to the group chat.
Uncle Felix 😎: good morning Alexander, how nice to see you.
Longarms 🇺🇸: *blushes* oh um Good morning Mr Mountfitchet.
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Did you enjoy your sleep?
Longarms 🇺🇸: I did thank you Mrs Mountfitchet.
Uncle Felix 😎: What were you doing in Hazel's room?
Longarms 🇺🇸: sleeping.
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Anything else?
Longarms 🇺🇸: no 😳😳😳
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this is brilliant
Bertie 🌍: I couldn't agree more
Uncle Felix 😎: why were you in Hazel's room?
Longarms 🇺🇸: George and Lavina went home together and I thought they were going to have sex so I asked Hazel if I could sleep here.
Aunt Lucy 🔍: I see.
Uncle Felix 😎: Did you think to tell us Hazel?
Hazelnut 💗: I was wasted.
Bertie 🌍: fair point.
Uncle Felix 😎: yeah that's a good point.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this is the best thing ever
Longarms 🇺🇸: Daisy what would happen if Uncle Felix found out that you say...went home with Amina.
Bertie 🌍: ☕☕☕
Hazelnut 💗: honestly Bertie you're as bad as George
Bertie 🌍: blame Harry
Uncle Felix 😎: That is very intriguing information.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Alexander I swear to God I'm gonna kill you
Hazelnut 💗: you'd have to set through me first 😏
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shit
Aunt Lucy 🔍: so you went to Amina's last night Daisy?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...yeah
Uncle Felix 😎: Did you think to message.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I did message Bertie.
Bertie 🌍: ohhh that's what that message was.
Bertie 🌍: all you sent was 'doing Amina don't respond'
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😳😳😳
Hazelnut 💗: this is brilliant ☕☕☕
Uncle Felix 😎: well isn't this interesting
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...sorry?
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Daisy next time message me or Felix
Uncle Felix 😎: same with you Hazel my dear neice
Hazelnut 💗: ok Uncle Felix
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok, hey I thought I was your dear neice Uncle Felix.
Uncle Felix 😎: you both are
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good
Bertie 🌍: now that we have covered why Alexander was sleeping in Hazel's room and where Daisy was last night I think we all have some questions for the groom-to-be
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FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.