Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so when did you start dating?

Bertie 🌍: About a year and a half ago

Idiot 🥸: who knows?

Harold 💫: our parents, Bertie's aunt and Uncle, some of our friends, your friends and Hazel's dad

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: are you just not telling people?

Bertie 🌍: it's not a secret but we just didn't feel the need.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: are you going to tell mummy and daddy.

Bertie 🌍: no because they won't approve

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh

Idiot 🥸: why didn't you tell us?

Harold 💫: we thought you'd have figured it out by now, Hazel and Alexander figured it out straight away when you all stayed at Cambridge.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: WHAT

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Hazelnut 💗 and I'mthebestpersonever 💖 are chatting privately.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel you knew my brother was dating Harold?

Hazelnut 💗: yes it was very obvious

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: and you didn't tell me

Hazelnut 💗: no because I respected your brother's privacy

Hazelnut 💗: and I thought that you'd work it out

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hmph 😐

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Bertie 🌍: are you finished grumping at Hazel?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well she should have told me

Harold 💫: we asked her and Alexander not to tell anyone

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh, why?

Bertie 🌍: we had only been dating for a few months and we're not ready to go public yet.

Idiot 🥸: fair enough

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Chatting in real life

Uncle Felix 😎: so Hazel have you had any more cases yet?

Hazelnut 💗: unfortunately not however I seemed to have taken up a new part time job

Aunt Lucy 🔍: and what is that Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: well I seem to be very good at figuring out people's crushes then setting them up.

Uncle Felix 😎: haha

Longarms 🇺🇸: she's quite remarkable

Aunt Lucy 🔍: who have you set up?

Hazelnut 💗: I figured out that George and Lavina liked each other so I dared Lavinia to kiss him and now they are dating. Back over Christmas I saw Daisy kiss a girl called Amina however she got too awkward and wouldn't tell her how she felt so I messaged Amina, confessed for her and got her to take Daisy to the dance. And finally I figured out that Beanie and Kitty liked each other and I have been trying to set them up however it is a bit harder than expected because Beanie is dating a boy.

Uncle Felix 😎: wow you have been busy

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: *kisses Hazel on the cheek*