Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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*Saturday*

Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Guys, I'm walking over to your school

Hazelnut 💗: yayy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: dear lord save me

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Felix and I will be here in 5 minutes.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: great, I can't wait to kick Mr Wong's arse

Hazelnut 💗: thank you Aunt Lucy, Uncle Felix.

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Help

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: OMG OTP

Little sprout 🌱: awww adorable

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: cute ig

AminaEM 💍: they are the cutest

Idiot 🥸: they are cute however it does get annoying when Alex doesn't shut up about Hazel

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hahaha

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel doesn't shut up about Alexander either

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh leave them alone Daisy, they are in love after all.

AminaEM 💍: they are the cutest

Little sprout 🌱: They are the prince and princess in every fairy tale that children are told.

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Chatting in real life.

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel, Alexander wake up

Aunt Lucy 🔍: they are adorable

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: AHHHHHHHHHH

Hazelnut 💗: *holds her hand up ready to punch* Who died?

Longarms 🇺🇸: my hearing

Uncle Felix 😎: Daisy that wasn't the best idea

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no but it was funny

Hazelnut 💗: I'm going to kill you Daisy

Aunt Lucy 🔍: You should be scared Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh I am but it was worth it

Bertie 🌍: hey everyone

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hi Bertie *hugs him*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *glares* Hello Bertie

Hazelnut 💗: *gets out the car then hugs Bertie*

Uncle Felix 😎: Hello child

Bertie 🌍: oi I'm 19