Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'That's what she said'.

Bertie 🌍: is Alexander ok, he's bowed down and is whispering to himself.

Idiot 🥸: he's praying

Bertie 🌍: ohhhhg

Hazelnut 💗: Alex is quite religious in case you didn't know

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I didn't know that actually

Little sprout 🌱: what religion do you follow Alexander?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm a Catholic

Little sprout 🌱: cool

Longarms 🇺🇸: I tend to pray every evening to feel connected to God.

Idiot 🥸: same

Harold 💫: same

AminaEM 💍: Are you Christians too?

Harold 💫: no, we are Hindu's

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: cool

Hazelnut 💗: Alex, are you going to church tomorrow?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes I am

Hazelnut 💗: ok, love you 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: love you too ❤️

AminaEM 💍: so Hazel, do you know when you are going to come back to school?

Hazelnut 💗: most likely late evening however I shall be in bed rest for a few days.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lucky, you don't have to go to lessons.

Hazelnut 💗: no but the lessons are coming to me

Little sprout 🌱: oh

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's disappointing

Idiot 🥸: Hazel will you have to wear something to support your shoulder?

Hazelnut 💗: yes, I have to wear a sling to stop my arm from moving as much

AminaEM 💍: fair enough, we don't want you getting injured again.

Bertie 🌍: no we don't

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel your...dad want to talk to you

Hazelnut 💗: oh for fucks sake, I can't get a break from him

Harold 💫: Hazel you were just stabbed, he probably wants to see if you're ok

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh shoot, Hazel do you want me near you

Hazelnut 💗: yes please Alex, come and sit in my bed. I want you close.

Longarms 🇺🇸: ❤️❤️❤️

Idiot 🥸: good luck Hazel

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: good luck Hazel

Little sprout 🌱: good luck

AminaEM 💍: hope it goes well

Harold 💫: good luck

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'll keep my fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻

Hazelnut 💗: thanks guys

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Chatting in real life.

Uncle Felix 😎: are you sure you want your father to come in Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: there's no point waiting for the sun to explode