Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are now chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: I love you Alex

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too

Hazelnut 💗: when do you want to tell people?

Longarms 🇺🇸: perhaps we should tell your father first, then think about telling Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy. I am not going to tell my parents just yet as we are...not in speaking terms.

Hazelnut 💗: what happened love?

Longarms 🇺🇸: well after I leave Western they want me to go back to America and join my father's business. My dad has tried to bribe me with significant amounts of money however if I take it, they would be awful to me.

Hazelnut 💗: oh Alex I'm sorry

Longarms 🇺🇸: I don't want to go back to America, I love England. At least one member of my family might approve, she has told me that if I stay in England she would give me twice the amount of money my father offers me.

Hazelnut 💗: well do you want to tell her

Longarms 🇺🇸: ummmm I do but I need help as she's scary

Hazelnut 💗: who is she?

Longarms 🇺🇸: My grandmother, the countess

Hazelnut 💗: oh yeah she's scary

Longarms 🇺🇸: lol

Hazelnut 💗: why don't we tell my father first?

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok...he's scary though

Hazelnut 💗: well... yeah but at least he approves of you

Longarms 🇺🇸: very true dear

Hazelnut 💗: love you 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too ❤️

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Idiot 🥸 and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.

Idiot 🥸: hey babe

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hello

Idiot 🥸: how are you

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I feel wierd

Idiot 🥸: what's wrong

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: have you ever felt like a part of you is missing?

Idiot 🥸: yes, why

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well since we haven't seen each other I've felt kind of empty

Idiot 🥸: awww Lav

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what's it called when you miss someone so much it begins to hurt you

Idiot 🥸: it's called being in love

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh well that's something I thought would never happen

Idiot 🥸: why

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I've just never cared for romance like Kitty and I've never had the biggest crush ever like Hazel

Idiot 🥸: perhaps you were just waiting for the right person

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: maybe I was

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I guess that person is you. I love you George.

Idiot 🥸: I love you too Lavinia

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wow that feels really nice, its as though there's a bubble in my chest