Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Longarms 🇺🇸 and MrsArcady ❤️ are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: the train is booked

MrsArcady ❤️: great!

Longarms 🇺🇸: this is going to be really fun, just the 2 of us away on our own

MrsArcady ❤️: I know I can't wait

Longarms 🇺🇸: we should ask Felix for his permission to go

MrsArcady ❤️: true, I'll message on the family chat now

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok, love you babe ❤️

MrsArcady ❤️: I love you too ❤️

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

MrsArcady ❤️: Uncle Felix, Aunt Lucy can I ask you something?

Uncle Felix 😎: of course Hazel what is it?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: what is it Hazel?

MrsArcady ❤️: from the 14th of August to the 20th of August, may Alex and I go away together

Bertie 🌍: why?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: alone?

Uncle Felix 😎: I don't see why not, where do you want to go?

MrsArcady ❤️: Cornwall

Aunt Lucy 🔍: very well you can go away together

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you so much

Bertie 🌍: why are you going away together?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: can I go away with Amina

Uncle Felix 😎: no you're not trusted

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: then why's Hazel trusted

MrsArcady ❤️: I'm not the one who people thought died

Aunt Lucy 🔍: true

Bertie 🌍: why are Hazel and Alexander going away on their own together?

Longarms 🇺🇸: it's our honeymoon

Bertie 🌍: ohhhhhhhh

Uncle Felix 😎: it sounds like a lovely Honeymoon

MrsArcady ❤️: thank you

Bertie 🌍: now I feel stupid for not seeing it

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well you are stupid so...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Daisy don't be mean

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

Uncle Felix 😎: Troublesome child 🙄

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what me? Never

Aunt Lucy 🔍: ...

MrsArcady ❤️: bahahahaha that's a funny joke

Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: Daisy people thought you died

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...so

MrsArcady ❤️: it took a lot of effort to sort out the whole "Daisy Wells is dead oh wait a minute she isn't" shenanigan

Aunt Lucy 🔍: exactly

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel is correct

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

Bertie 🌍: Hazel did you tell your father that you got married