Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

MrsArcady ❤️: has everyone got loads of sweets?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yep, I stole loads

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: same

Bertie 🌍: of course you did

Little sprout 🌱: you're only supposed to take one.

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: just because you're supposed to only take one, doesn't mean you HAVE to take one

Harold 💫: is it just me who is still disappointed that my brother didn't come as Barbie for Halloween

MrArcady 🧳: that would have been the best thing ever

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: agreed

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yep

Little sprout 🌱: it would be funny

MrsArcady ❤️: what my husband said

AminaEM 💍: I am very disappointed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: same

Bertie 🌍: same, it would have been hilarious

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: 😒😒😒

AminaEM 💍: wait I think we are missing some people

Bertie 🌍: who?

MrsArcady ❤️: by the looks of it, Harold, Daisy, Beanie and Alex

Bertie 🌍: HARRY?

Harold 💫: nice to know that you noticed that I was gone

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: so basically we lost all the people we need to keep an eye on

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oi you don't need to keep an eye on me

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy you were presumed dead for 2 weeks, we need to keep an especially large eye on you

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: agreed

Little sprout 🌱: wait where are you guys?

Harold 💫: I don't know where we got separated

MrArcady 🧳: We are near a McDonald's

AminaEM 💍: where the fuck are you lmao

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: who knows

MrsArcady ❤️: well you're missing out, George was just riding a shopping trolley down the hill

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: don't do it...

MrArcady 🧳: Lavinia how do you feel that it isn't you George is riding?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it's very disappointing

Harold 💫: lmaoooooo

Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I can't breathe

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: Alex I hate you

Little sprout 🌱: why do these conversations never stay PG?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: because we are a bunch of twats

AminaEM 💍: very true

MrsArcady ❤️: Guys we should probably go and rescue Alex and the others

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: rude, I wasn't your first thought

MrsArcady ❤️: 🙄🙄🙄

Harold 💫: we are waiting inside the McDonald's

Little sprout 🌱: Can we get food?

MrArcady 🧳: sure why not

AminaEM 💍: let's all meet in the McDonald's then we could eat together

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sounds good

MrsArcady ❤️: Al, send me your location please

Bertie 🌍: smart

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I would never had thought of doing that

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Well Hazel is the only one with a brain...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: very true

MrArcady 🧳:📍 *sends location*📍

MrsArcady ❤️: thanks babe

Harold 💫: so how far away are we all from you guys?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it says a 10 minute walk

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's not that bad, should we order your McDonald's while we wait for you?

AminaEM 💍: sounds good. I'll have a McPlant, large chips and a diet coke

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: course babe

MrsArcady ❤️: Alex can you get me my usual, 9 nuggets, large chips and a chocolate milkshake

MrArcady 🧳: of course babe

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: can I get the same as Amina, Lav what do you want?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: quarter pounder with large chips and a Fanta please

Harold 💫: ok, Bert what do you want?

Bertie 🌍: double cheeseburger, large chips and a cock

MrsArcady ❤️: :⁠0

MrArcady 🧳: Bertie they don't sell cocks at McDonald's, your gonna have to wait until you and Harold are alone

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: this is hilarious

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: agreed however it is also disgusting as it is to do with my brother

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I couldn't agree more

AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: agreed

Little sprout 🌱: 🤣🤣🤣

Harold 💫: ...what did you want to drink Bert?

Bertie 🌍: COKE please babe

Harold 💫: alright

Little sprout 🌱: Kitty what do you want?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: my usual, 9 nuggets, large chips and a Sprite

Little sprout 🌱: sounds good

MrsArcady ❤️: we'll be there soo

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: k

MrArcady 🧳: hey I see you guys

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: oh yeah I see you lot

Harold 💫: that's good, the food has just got her and I'm starving

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: let's eat then

AminaEM 💍: good idea