Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Uncle Felix 😎: how was your trick or treating?

MrsArcady ❤️: well we ended up losing some people

Aunt Lucy 🔍: who and how?

Bertie 🌍: Harry, Alexander, Daisy and Beanie

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you didn't lose us, George got distracted

Uncle Felix 😎: sounds accurate

Aunt Lucy 🔍: who noticed you were gone?

MrsArcady ❤️: Me and Amina

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yeah

MrArcady 🧳: Bertie didn't notice that Harold was missing 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: I said it was an accident

Uncle Felix 😎: dear lord 🤦🏼‍♂️

Aunt Lucy 🔍: agreed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: thankfully Hazel had her head screwed on correctly

MrArcady 🧳: Hazel always has her head screwed on correctly, unlike you Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Uncle Felix 😎: it's true Daisy, what did Hazel do?

Bertie 🌍: she did Alexander

MrsArcady ❤️: Bertie...

MrArcady 🧳: he's not wrong though...

MrsArcady ❤️: even though you are not wrong Bertie Uncle Felix was not talking about that, he was asking what I did to find Daisy, Beanie, Harold and Alex

Uncle Felix 😎: 😳😳😳

Uncle Felix 😎: help

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no

Uncle Felix 😎: I need bleach

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: give me some

Uncle Felix 😎: I am scarred

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so am I Uncle

Uncle Felix 😎: I did not need to read that

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: same

Aunt Lucy 🔍: behave yourself, Hazel is a married lady remember

Bertie 🌍: I'd rather forget that part

Uncle Felix 😎: still, she's my niece, I don't want to know about her sex life

MrsArcady ❤️: 😳😳😳

Aunt Lucy 🔍: let's change the topic of conversation

MrArcady 🧳: good idea

MrsArcady ❤️: basically to find the others, I asked Alex to just send me his location

Uncle Felix 😎: surely that would be the obvious thing to do

Aunt Lucy 🔍: you forget who she was with

Uncle Felix 😎: true

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

Bertie 🌍: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: rude

Bertie 🌍: agreed

Uncle Felix 😎: oh shush

MrArcady 🧳: 🤣🤣🤣

MrsArcady ❤️: they wait for us in McDonald's

Aunt Lucy 🔍: good idea, meet in a public place so it's easier to find

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this is why Hazel is the smart one

MrArcady 🧳: true

Uncle Felix 😎: true

Bertie 🌍: true

Aunt Lucy 🔍: very true

MrsArcady ❤️: awww tyy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you know you're supposed to say "oh Daisy you are the smartest person ever'

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel's smarter

MrArcady 🧳: Hazel for 12 9'd at her GCSEs

Bertie 🌍: we prefer Hazel

Aunt Lucy 🔍: my husband is correct however you are both incredibly smart

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you all so much

MrsArcady ❤️: no you don't xoxo

Bertie 🌍: so Aunt Lucy, when's my cousin/niece going to be born

Aunt Lucy 🔍: In December time

Uncle Felix 😎: Bertie even though Mini Mountfitchet will be your cousin I think you should be called Uncle Bertie seeing as you are so much older

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that sounds weird

MrsArcady ❤️: will I be Auntie Hazel?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: yes, and Alexander will be Uncle...

MrArcady 🧳: Alex. I'll be Uncle Alex

MrsArcady ❤️: awwwwww that sounds so cute

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I have just over a month left until there is a constant reminder that my aunt and uncle had sex

Uncle Felix 😎: DAISY 😳😳😳

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy Wells, don't talk about your niece like that

Bertie 🌍: she has a point though...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 😳😳😳

MrsArcady ❤️: you are both Jackarses

MrArcady 🧳: you tell 'em Haz

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you

Bertie 🌍: same

MrsArcady ❤️: no you don't

Uncle Felix 😎: thank you Hazel

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Daisy, Bertie grow up

MrArcady 🧳: that's gonna be impossible for them to do

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

Aunt Lucy 🔍: true

Bertie 🌍: 😒😒😒

Uncle Felix 😎: that's true

MrsArcady ❤️: my husband is correct

Bertie 🌍: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Aunt Lucy 🔍: be nice

Uncle Felix 😎: I don't think that's possible

MrArcady 🧳: I agree Felix