Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg I'm so glad we have just finished all our GCSE exams.

Longarms 🇺🇸: it was brutal

Little sprout 🌱: yeah it was awful

Hazelnut 💗: it wasn't fun

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: shut the fuck up Hazel you didn't do the exams

Longarms 🇺🇸: don't you dare speak toy fiancée like that

AminaEM 💍: kitty that wasn't nice

Hazelnut 💗: actually I did do the exams

Idiot 🥸: I thought that you were going to do them in the summer?

Hazelnut 💗: originally I was going to do them in the summer however I felt that it was unfair that I was doing them after you, I also knew that if I had to wait even longer it would stress me out even more. So I spoke to the headmistress as she eventually let me take my exams.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: how comes you weren't in the exam hall then?

Hazelnut 💗: I was given extra time

Little sprout 🌱: makes sense

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'd take the extra revision time but good on you for doing the noble thing

Hazelnut 💗: thank you

Idiot 🥸: you haven't complained once about the exams

Hazelnut 💗: there was no point, I'd only end up stressing myself out more

Longarms 🇺🇸: wise words Hazel

AminaEM 💍: you're very smart Hazel

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that she is

Little sprout 🌱: yep Hazel's extremely intelligent

Hazelnut 💗: thanks guys 🥰

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm sorry Hazel, I didn't mean to swear at you

Hazelnut 💗: it's ok Kitty

Idiot 🥸: Kitty you had better not do it again, Alexander is staring daggers at his phone screen

Longarms 🇺🇸: she swore at my fiancée

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm sorry

Hazelnut 💗: Alex, back down

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is he a dog?

Idiot 🥸: I mean...

Longarms 🇺🇸: fine...

Hazelnut 💗: good boy

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😁😁😁

AminaEM 💍: well this is rather amusing

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you sure do have him trained well Hazel

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🙄🙄🙄

Little sprout 🌱: it's kinda cute, and very funny

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Will Alexander get a pat on the head for being a good boy?

Hazelnut 💗: yes he will 😏

Idiot 🥸: which head are we talking about...?

Hazelnut 💗: that is for me to know and for you to speculate 😏

AminaEM 💍: so his 🍆

Hazelnut 💗: 🤐

Longarms 🇺🇸: I wouldn't object