Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'That's what she said'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: g-guys

AminaEM 💍: something's wrong I can feel it

Little sprout 🌱: what's wrong Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: H-H-Hazel was stabbed

Idiot 🥸: WHAT, WERE WHEN WHO

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: omg

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh my goodness, poor Hazel

Idiot 🥸: WHAT BITCH STABBED MY SISTER

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: her stepmother

AminaEM 💍: that cunt faced prick

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I will take a sword and run it through her

Harold 💫: oh shit, is she okay?

Longarms 🇺🇸: NO YOU TWAT SHE GOT STABBED

Little sprout 🌱: oh my goodness 😭😭😭

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Is Alexander ok?

Bertie 🌍: No, he's crying hysterically. I'm pretty sure he's having a panic attack.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: for once I won't make fun of him

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I...I don't know what to do 😭😭😭

AminaEM 💍: oh babe, you can't do anything. Have you called an ambulance?

Bertie 🌍: yes, Uncle Felix called them and Aunt Lucy called the police.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's good, that bastard deserves to rot in jail.

Idiot 🥸: shit Hazel's sisters, are they ok?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: they are crying and are obviously traumatized however they are not injured.

Little sprout 🌱: where did she get stabbed?

Bertie 🌍: in her back

Little sprout 🌱: that's good, it's away from her main organs so I don't think she'll be in a fatal condition.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Really?

Idiot 🥸: she's right, where abouts in her back, was it near her spinal cord?

Bertie 🌍: no it was closer to her left shoulder blade

Idiot 🥸: that's good, she shouldn't face any negative side affects such as paralysis

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank god

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: how do you know so much?

Little sprout 🌱: I listen in biology

Harold 💫: our father is a doctor so...

AminaEM 💍: fair enough

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: the police and ambulance are here so we have to go, we'll keep you posted.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: bye, I hope Hazel's ok

AminaEM 💍: bye ❤️

Harold 💫: bye

Little sprout 🌱: bye, fingers crossed Hazel's fine 🤞🏻

Idiot 🥸: bye

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: bye