Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: who the fuck ate my Oreo's?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh look, it seems that we have run into a bitch

MrsArcady ❤️: technically you didn't run into her, she messaged on the group chat

Little sprout 🌱: true

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh fuck the technicalities

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: whoever ate Lav's Oreo's you had better run, she's glaring at her phone screen

Bertie 🌍: it wasn't me or Harry

Harold 💫: that's true

AminaEM 💍: I'm at my house so it couldn't have been me

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm with Beanie

Little sprout 🌱: yeah it wasn't kitty or me

MrArcady 🧳: it was Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you are such a tattle tale

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: go to hell Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'll see you there

MrsArcady ❤️: guys be nice

Harold 💫: not gonna work Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: ah well I tried, if they kill each other I can't be blamed

Little sprout 🌱: fair enough

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: is this a bad time to say that the song "highway to hell" by AC/DC started playing on the radio

MrArcady 🧳: lmaoooo

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: haha

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: to be fair it's a good song

Harold 💫: agreed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

AminaEM 💍: why are you mad babe?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: because I have to look at Bertie's face

Bertie 🌍: rude

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy you owe Lavinia and Bertie an apology

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no

AminaEM 💍: 👀👀👀

Little sprout 🌱: uh oh

Harold 💫: get the popcorn out

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: shits about to get real

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🍿🍿🍿

MrArcady 🧳: Daisy do you not value your life or something?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no one interrupt this as it will be fucking amazing

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy apologize to Bertie and Lavina

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: why?

MrsArcady ❤️: because they are my siblings and I love them

Bertie 🌍: I love you Hazel

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ily2 Hazel

Little sprout 🌱: awwwwww

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: Daisy I think you should apologize otherwise you won't live long enough to marry Amina

AminaEM 💍: 😰😰😰😰😰

Harold 💫: sorry Amina, your fiancée is a twat

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: agreed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I wanna marry Ami

MrArcady 🧳: then you should probably apologize you dumb shit

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy it now seems you have 3 people to apologize to

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: twat

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Little sprout 🌱: wow you're on a roll, 4 people to apologize to, right?

MrsArcady ❤️: well...

MrArcady 🧳: lmaooooo

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🤣🤣🤣

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: do I not get an apology?

Harold 💫: no, you are irrelevant

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: 💔💔💔

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I'm sad now

Bertie 🌍: go cry about it to your fiancée

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I will

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you won't, I hate emotional things

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: haha

Little sprout 🌱: go cry to mummy

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: *sniff*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sucker

MrsArcady ❤️: you know what, apologize to George as well

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: noooooooooo

AminaEM 💍: please do it Daisy I want to marry you 🥺🥺🥺

Bertie 🌍: only Amina will be able to convince her

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel would be able to...

Harold 💫: ...if she threatened her

MrArcady 🧳: true, Hazel is scary

Little sprout 🌱: agreed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: fine...

MrsArcady ❤️: good

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sorry Lavinia

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I couldn't care less

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hahaha

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sorry Bertie you bellend

Bertie 🌍: thank you, dickhead

MrsArcady ❤️: 🙄🙄🙄

Little sprout 🌱: I just realized, Bertie the bellend and daisy the dickhead is alliteration

Harold 💫: so it is lmaooo

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sorry Longarms

MrArcady 🧳: it's fine blondie

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: and sorry twat-headed Barbie

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: accurate

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: 😒😒😒

MrsArcady ❤️: that will have to do

AminaEM 💍: yayyy Daisy won't be killed by her maid of honour 🥳🥳🥳

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that's a shame