Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel when do you leave for your honeymoon?

MrsArcady ❤️: on Monday

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what's the date today, I got fucked last night so I can't remember a thing

Little sprout 🌱: it's the Thursday 10th August 2023

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what type of fucked are we talking about Lavinia...

ArrogantTwat 🌝: 😏😏😏

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: how revolting

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Longarms 🇺🇸 changed his name to MrArcady 🧳

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AminaEM 💍: I also got fucked last night

MrArcady 🧳: Daisy you got caught in 4K 📸

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you Longarms

MrsArcady ❤️: Anyway, why did you want to know what day Alex and I left

Little sprout 🌱: oooo where are you going

MrArcady 🧳: Cornwall

ArrogantTwat 🌝: sounds nice

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well I was thinking we could have a karaoke night perhaps before you leave or after you get back

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: if we did it after they get back it could be a GCSE results party

AminaEM 💍: that sounds really fun

Little sprout 🌱: yes it does

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: go die in a hole

MrsArcady ❤️: well it sounds as though Lavinia is on board

ArrogantTwat 🌝: yep

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I hate you all 😒

ArrogantTwat 🌝: if you hated me you wouldn't be fucking me

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: argh my eyes

Little sprout 🌱: Kitty, should I know what he meant?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: if you want to stay innocent don't bother trying to find out

Little sprout 🌱: ok 😇

MrArcady 🧳: are you enjoying this as much as I am Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: yes I am Alex, it's hilarious

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fuck you all

ArrogantTwat 🌝: I volenteer as tribute

AminaEM 💍: oh no he did not

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh yes he did

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh my God

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: did you use a line from one of my favourite film/book series as a way of flirting with me

ArrogantTwat 🌝: it it working? 😏

MrsArcady ❤️: 🍿🍿🍿

MrArcady 🧳: 🍿🍿🍿

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fuck you guys

ArrogantTwat 🌝: hey that's my job

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this is hilarious

AminaEM 💍: you got that right babe

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I can't decide if I want to kill you or kiss you George

ArrogantTwat 🌝: I know which one I'd rather you do

Little sprout 🌱: I'm so lost

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh my dear, sweet, innocent, Beanie

MrsArcady ❤️: The conversations we have sure do seem to change topics very quickly, we went from mine and Alex's honeymoon to a GCSE results karaoke party to Daisy and Amina's sex life to Lavinia and George's sex life

AminaEM 💍: what can we say other than we are strange humans

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: we talk about sex much

Little sprout 🌱: you guys need to talk about more PG topics, remember I'm on this chat

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes beanie must be protected at all costs 😇

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you could just remove her from the chat

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: NO THAT'S HORRIBLE

MrArcady 🧳: or someone could make a new groupchat so Beanie is still in this one however we have another one where we can be...even weirder weirdos

MrsArcady ❤️: that's a good idea baby

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Alexander came up with a good idea 😱😱😱

ArrogantTwat 🌝: that is the most shocking thing ever

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: agreed

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy, George...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh shit you guys are screwed

Little sprout 🌱: yep

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Lavinia if I'm not alive to screw you later I love you

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I love you too George

AminaEM 💍: this is hilarious

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ☕☕☕

MrArcady 🧳: 🤣🤣🤣

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy, George I'd run if I were you

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm already running

ArrogantTwat 🌝: me too 😨

Little sprout 🌱: this is very amusing

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yep

MrArcady 🧳: who are you going for first Hazel?

MrsArcady ❤️: they shall Have to wait and see

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🍿🍿🍿

AminaEM 💍: the Unknown is the scariest thing ever

MrsArcady ❤️: I know, hence why I may spring upon Daisy and George at any moment

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh shit, someone save me

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no xoxo

ArrogantTwat 🌝: help me

Little sprout 🌱: I could, but I don't want to

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: wooo go Beanie

Little sprout 🌱: 🥰🥰🥰