Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.

Hazelnut 💗: guys I think the boys are doing a dance at the wedding.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: WHAT

AminaEM 💍: how did you find out?

Little sprout 🌱: does that mean we can't do our performance

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: of course not Beans

Hazelnut 💗: George...let it slip

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: we are looking after the boys as they are sick and George was talking in his sleep.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 👀

Little sprout 🌱: 👀

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 👀

AminaEM 💍: 👀

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Did I just r as that correctly, Lavinia is TAKING CARE of George

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤯🤯🤯

Little sprout 🌱: it's very shocking

AminaEM 💍: indeed

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Hazelnut 💗: Guys leave her alone

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: wait I've had an idea

Little sprout 🌱: what is it

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: well our dance won't be much of a surprise anymore so why don't we do a Bridesmaids/bride Vs Groomsmen/Groom dance battle.

AminaEM 💍: omg yes

Hazelnut 💗: definitely

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure ig

Little sprout 🌱: good idea babe

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Right, we need to let the boys know

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy you message your brother and Hazel and Lavina can tell their boys.

AminaEM 💍: wait Daisy your uncle is a groomsman isn't he

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yeah...

AminaEM 💍: so doesn't that mean he will also be dancing in the dance battle.

Hazelnut 💗: oh my fucking gosh

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: bahahahahaha 🤣

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: this will be the funniest thing ever

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I can't wait to see this

Little sprout 🌱: 🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: personally I think Alex and I's first dance will be the best performance of the night

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: of course you do 🙄

Little sprout 🌱: what song are you dancing to Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: it's a secret 🤫

AminaEM 💍: tell us please

Hazelnut 💗: nope

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: pleeeeeeeeeease

Hazelnut 💗: nope, my lips are sealed 🤐

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: now that is making ME want to know