Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.
Hazel💗: hey Alex can I ask you some questions?
Longarms 🇺🇸: sure
Hazelnut 💗: Alex what are 5 things you like about me?
Longarms 🇺🇸: you expect me to just pick 5?
Hazelnut 💗: yes
Longarms 🇺🇸: 1 - your dark, romantic, gorgeous eyes. I could get lost in them for hours. Just staring into the chocolate covered abyss. ❤️
2 - your stunning body. Hazel you are a model and I want you to believe it. You body is sexy and beautiful. Your curves shine in the light, you are flawless, you are indescribable because of how perfect you are.❤️
3 - how incredibly smart you are. You are by far the smartest person I know.❤️
4 - your personality, you make everyone around you feel lighiand free. You radiate positivity and can help people get through the darkest of times.
5 - how strong you are. Hazel you have been through so much in your life, especially this past year but despite everything, you are still here. Your still standing after all this time.❤️
Hazelnut 💗: awwww 🥰
Hazelnut 💗: What are 4 things I like?
Longarms 🇺🇸: 1 - me (I hope since you are going to marry me) ❤️
2 - your friends
3 - solving cases
4 - mooncakesHazelnut 💗: very true 💗
Hazelnut 💗: what are 3 things I look good in?
Longarms 🇺🇸: can i say nothing?
Hazelnut 💗: ...
Longarms 🇺🇸: can I say my bedroom?
Hazelnut 💗: ...
Longarms 🇺🇸: 1 - my clothes
2 - dresses
3 - nothing, you are stunning ❤️Hazelnut 💗: 😳🤭🥰
Hazelnut 💗: what are 2 things I say a lot?
Longarms 🇺🇸: "I love you Alex" and "Daisy no" ❤️
Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: final question, what is one thing you would change about me.
Longarms 🇺🇸: absolutely nothing ❤️
Hazelnut 💗: awwww
Hazelnut 💗: if you had to chose something about me to change, what would it be?
Longarms 🇺🇸: how you see yourself. You diserve to see yourself as the Goddess that you are.❤️
Hazelnut 💗: 💗💗💗
Longarms 🇺🇸: can I ask you those same questions?
Hazelnut 💗: sure.
Longarms 🇺🇸: What are 5 things about me that you like about me.
Hazelnut 💗: 1 - your eyes. Your blue eyes are like the Atlantic and they cause me to go down like the Titanic. I could stare into them for hours on end. 💗
2 - Your height. I love that you are almost a foot taller than me. It makes me feel safe. I like looking up to you because I genuinely look up to you, you've helped me so much. 💗
3 - You are so funny. I love how much you make me laugh. I could listen to your jokes for hours on end and I would never get bored, I'd just keep on laughing. 💗
4 - how handsome you are. You are the hottest, most handsome man on the planet. I can't believe I'm dating someone as attractive as you. 💗
5 - your accent. I love the way you talk. It makes my heart bubble with happiness. I could listen to you for hours and hours. 💗
Longarms 🇺🇸: awww Hazel ❤️
Longarms 🇺🇸: what are 4 things I like?
Hazelnut 💗: 1 - me 💗
2 - twinkies
3 - taking the piss out of your friends
4 - solving murdersLongarms 🇺🇸: spot on Haz 🤣🤣🤣
Longarms 🇺🇸: what are 3 things I look good in?
Hazelnut 💗: 1 - suits
2 - hoodies
3 - me 😏🤭💗Longarms 🇺🇸: 😳😏🤭
Hazelnut 💗: also apparently you look good in my bras
Longarms 🇺🇸: where did you get that?
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: magic ✨
Longarms 🇺🇸: What are 2 things I say a lot?
Hazelnut 💗: "I love you Hazel Wong" and "🤣🤣🤣" 💗
Longarms 🇺🇸: accurate
Longarms 🇺🇸: what is one thing you would change about me?
Hazelnut 💗: nothing 💗💗💗
Longarms 🇺🇸: ❤️❤️❤️
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