Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Congratulations Hazel *Hugs Hazel tightly*

Hazelnut 💗: thank you Daisy

Uncle Felix 😎: congratulations

Bertie 🌍: congrats little sis

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that was a beautiful ceremony

Hazelnut 💗: thank you

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Countess 🇷🇺: Congratulations Alexander my good man

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you grandmother

Mrs Mukherjee: congratulations Alexander

Mr Mukherjee 👨🏾‍⚕️: congratulations Alexander

Longarms 🇺🇸: Thank you Parvati, Mangaldas

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Hazelnut 💗: you look very handsome Alexander

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you my dear wife

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel you look breathtaking

Hazelnut 💗: thank you my dear husband

Hazelnut 💗: *giggles*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *kisses Hazel*

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Mei ⚔️: Ah Mah I'm hungry, do we get food soon?

Jun 🌸: Mei your sister just got married

Mei ⚔️: that's cool, do we get food soon

Rose 📚: yes Mei we do get food soon

Mei ⚔️: yay

Jun 🌸: Rose...

Rose 📚: it was the only way to shut her up

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*While everyone is eating*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *taps her glass with her knife then stands up*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hello I am the honourable Daisy Wells, I am Hazel's maid of Honour and I have prepared a speech for you today.

Hazelnut 💗: I'm scared

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: The first time I met Hazel, I shut her in her trunk for 3 hours to see how long she'd last. It may have been a cruel prank however it was Deepdean tradition.

Mei ⚔️: that sounds fun

Uncle Felix 😎: Daisy that was mean

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: not long after that incident, Hazel and I became best friends. We have been inseparable since. Together we have solved 9 murder cases before any clodhopper.

Inspector Priestley 🕵🏻: Must you always insult me Madam Super?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes. When Hazel first saw Alexander in the Orient Express just over 2 years ago, she was smitten. It was rather amusing as I really can't see what she sees in him.

Hazelnut 💗: Daisy you're gay

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: very true. After we solved a case together, Hazel and Alexander exchanged phone numbers. They talked every day for hours on end. Not that I found out until a few months later, during the middle of another murder case. Every time Hazel went through a rough patch, Alexander was there. He was the friend she needed and the boyfriend she wanted.

Hazelnut 💗: very true

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: But somehow Alexander did not notice how smitten Hazel was. I'm 99% certain he's blind.