Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.
MrsArcady ❤️: have you ever wondered what would have happened if something in your life never happened?
Little sprout 🌱: yes I have
Harold 💫: same
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what are you wondering about Hazel
MrsArcady ❤️: well if I never moved from Hong Kong, things would be really different.
MrArcady 🧳: we may never have met
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: we would never have solved murders together
Bertie 🌍: I'd never get another sister
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: I would never have had to listen to you and Alex pining after each other.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: haha
Little sprout 🌱: you would never have slapped Daisy
AminaEM 💍: wait, Hazel slapped Daisy
Harold 💫: now this is interesting
Bertie 🌍: I love you Hazel
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: why did you slap Daisy Hazel?
MrsArcady ❤️: she was being a bitch
MrArcady 🧳: what did she do?
MrsArcady ❤️: she called me a traitor to the detective society pledge
Bertie 🌍: wow so traitorous
Harold 💫: why?
Little sprout 🌱: it was stupid
AminaEM 💍: what happened?
MrsArcady ❤️: she got mad that I told Alex about the bonfire case
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: oh my days
MrArcady 🧳: oh yeah I remember, I had to comfort a crying Hazel every night for a week as some people in her dorm, decided to choose Daisy over Hazel
Bertie 🌍: Daisy you are a twat
Harold 💫: all you you girls are twats
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm sorry Hazel I don't do well with feelings, besides most of the time I was on neither side. I just had no idea what to do
MrsArcady ❤️: aww thanks Lav
AminaEM 💍: so you slapped her?
MrsArcady ❤️: yep, in the middle of the dining hall. She starts shouting at how I chose a boy over her so EVERYONE heated
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: Daisy that's low - even for you
Bertie 🌍: Daisy you are a twat
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: wow I never knew that Bertie
Harold 💫: yep
MrArcady 🧳: agreed
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm sorry Hazel, it's just that Daisy and I used to be really close
MrsArcady ❤️: it's fine
Little sprout 🌱: I'm sorry Hazel
MrsArcady ❤️: Don't worry Beanie, you came to find me after I slapped Daisy
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: so basically Lav was Lav and didn't want to get mixed up with the feelings side of things
AminaEM 💍: Daisy was a jealous Bitch
Bertie 🌍: Kitty just went along with it for the sake of Daisy
Harold 💫: and Beanie sought out Hazel after it happened
MrsArcady ❤️: sounds accurate
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm sorry Hazel
MrArcady 🧳: you had better be
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: agreed
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: Alex it would be scary if you were scary however you aren't scary.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I mean he's tall which is kinda disconcerting
Little sprout 🌱: he's married to Hazel
Bertie 🌍: also he lives in the same house as Daisy so he knows where all the large knifes are
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ah...that's a problem
Harold 💫: oh well deal with it
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: lmao
AminaEM 💍: Daisy, you deserved it
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Amiii
MrArcady 🧳: your fiancée is right, you deserved it Daisy Wells
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: agreed
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: you are a twat Daisy
Little sprout 🌱: we all know that George
Bertie 🌍: I love you Beanie
MrsArcady ❤️: hey leave Daisy alone, it was almost 2 years ago, I'm over it
Harold 💫: umm...
MrsArcady ❤️: oh shush Harold
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: what does Harold know?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: not a lot
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy you got the wrong gay brother, it's George who doesn't know anything
Little sprout 🌱: hahaha true
TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️🌈: how many times do I have to tell you, I'm not gay
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you are definitely not gay babe ❤️
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮
Bertie 🌍: Hazel if you are over it, why are you staring at your phone screen as if you are going to kill someone
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm gonna go...
Harold 💫: probably best
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MrArcady 🧳 and MrsArcady ❤️ are chatting privately.
MrArcady 🧳: Are you ok babe?
MrsArcady ❤️: I don't know Al. I thought I had forgiven them however is it possible to hold a grudge for this long
MrArcady 🧳: yes it is possible babe
MrsArcady ❤️: ah
MrArcady 🧳: Don't worry baby I'll always be with you
MrsArcady ❤️: I love you Alex
MrArcady 🧳: I love you too Hazel
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