Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Fucking twats'.

MrsArcady ❤️ added Bertie 🌍 and
Harold 💫 to the group chat.

MrArcady 🧳: hello you 2

Harold 💫: hello Alexander

Bertie 🌍: greetings everyone

Harold 💫: so it appears we have learnt some rather... interesting information

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel I hate you so much

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Alex I hate you so much

AminaEM 💍: calm your 3 tits George.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣

Little sprout 🌱: hahaha

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🍿🍿🍿

Harold 💫: We have learnt:
1) my brother has 3 nipples
2) my brother likes Mamma Mia!
3) The underwear on the telephone pole near the balcony on Felix's apartment was from when my future sister in law was having sex with her girlfriend.
4) My other future sister in law likes to read smut
5) my future sister in law's husband (my little brother) also enjoys reading smut so that he can be the best husband ever.

MrsArcady ❤️: accurate

ArrogantTwat 🌝: it sounds even worse when you say it Harold

Bertie 🌍: well Harry is just more responsible so if course it sounds worse

MrArcady 🧳: responsible...good joke

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I feel the need to get the popcorn out 🍿🍿🍿

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: time for me to put the kettle on ☕☕☕

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Kitty that was the most British thing to say

AminaEM 💍: very true

Harold 💫: Alexander I'm offended, I am very responsible

MrArcady 🧳: says the person who is part of a society for climbing the buildings that are apart of your University

Little sprout 🌱: that is a very stupid thing to do

Harold 💫: Alexander you may be my brother however you sure are a bellend

MrArcady 🧳: I may be a bellend however you are a knobhead

Harold 💫: bellend

MrArcady 🧳: knobhead

Harold 💫: bellend

MrArcady 🧳: knobhead

Harold 💫: Bellend

MrArcady 🧳: knobhead

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🍿🍿🍿

MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣

ArrogantTwat 🌝: the fact that neither of them were born in this country and they are using the most British insults ever makes this hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: agreed

Harold 💫: bellend

MrArcady 🧳: knobhead

Harold 💫: bellend

MrArcady 🧳: knobhead

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: will both of you wankers shut up

Harold 💫: Alexander did she just have the audacity to call us wankers?

MrArcady 🧳: she did, she did