Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Father are now chatting privately.

Father: Wong Fung Ying is it true that you asked Felix Mountfitchet to walk you down the aisle on your wedding day?

Hazelnut 💗: yes it's true

Father: why?

Hazelnut 💗: well he has treated me with nothing but kindness, he has inspired me, he has taught me things and I love him.

Father: but I'm your father it should be me who walks you down the aisle.

Hazelnut 💗: oh yeah, well maybe you shouldn't have been a dick.

Hazelnut 💗: I thought you knew that your actions have consequences

Father: Hazel Wong I am your father so I will walk you down the aisle.

Hazelnut 💗: funny, you assume that you are invited to my wedding.

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Hazelnut 💗 and Ah Mah 🈷️ are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: Hello Ah Mah 👋🏼

Ah Mah 🈷️: hello Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: I have some news 😆

Ah Mah 🈷️: what is it?

Hazelnut 💗: I am engaged.

Ah Mah 🈷️: congratulations Ying Ying 🥳

Hazelnut 💗: Thank you Ah Mah

Ah Mah 🈷️: It seems as though I have a letter to give you

Hazelnut 💗: ?

Ah Mah 🈷️: your Ah Yeh left me a letter to give you when you get engaged.

Hazelnut 💗: Really!?

Ah Mah 🈷️: yes

Hazelnut 💗: that was very sweet of him, could you post it please?

Ah Mah 🈷️: of course.

Hazelnut 💗: just so you know, I am not speaking to father.

Ah Mah 🈷️: good you have some sense

Hazelnut 💗: hahaha

Hazelnut 💗: I must go but it was lovely to speak to you Ah Mah

Ah Mah 🈷️: love you Ying Ying ❤️

Hazelnut 💗: love you Ah Mah 💗

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Chatting in real life.

Idiot 🥸: Hey Daisy, hey Hazel

Longarms 🇺🇸: HAZEL!

Hazelnut 💗: *runs to Alexander and kisses him*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤢🤢🤢

Hazelnut 💗: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Idiot 🥸: 🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: hey handsome, hey George.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: have you two finished being weird?

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🙄🙄🙄

Idiot 🥸: LAVINIA!

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: *walks over to George then kisses him on the lips*

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hey George, hello to everyone else who is less important.

Hazelnut 💗: hello Lavinia