Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Little sprout 🌱 and Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷 are chatting privately.

Little sprout 🌱: hey babe

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: heyyy

Little sprout 🌱: how are you?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm good thanks, how are you?

Little sprout 🌱: I'm good thanks!

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's good, what are you doing?

Little sprout 🌱: just lying in bed

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: cool

Little sprout 🌱: what are you doing?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: just chilling

Little sprout 🌱: nice!

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: wanna call?

Little sprout 🌱: of course ❤️

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yay

Little sprout 🌱: I love you ❤️

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I love you too Beanie ❤️❤️❤️

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and AminaEM 💍 are chatting privately.

AminaEM 💍: heyy baby

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hiii

AminaEM 💍: how are youuu

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm good thanks, how are you Ami 💖

AminaEM 💍: I'm good thanks

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: are you coming over soon?

AminaEM 💍: yes I am

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yayyy

AminaEM 💍: I love you too ❤️❤️❤️

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I love you more

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Chatting in real life

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Amiiii

AminaEM 💍: hey Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *kisses Amina*

AminaEM 💍: what's got you all jittery

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: nothing, nothing, just excited to see you

AminaEM 💍: awwwww

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Amina I love you so much

AminaEM 💍: awww I love you too

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you make me the happiest person ever

AminaEM 💍: 🥺🥺🥺

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: if I asked you to do something that would make me even happier than you already make me, would you do it?

AminaEM 💍: yes I would Daisy, what do you want me to do?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *gets down on one knee* marry me?

AminaEM 💍: oh my goodness 😭😭😭

AminaEM 💍: yes I'll marry you

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *slips the ring onto Amina's finger*

AminaEM 💍: *kisses her*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you are the love of my life Amina El Maghrabi

AminaEM 💍: and you are the love of mine Daisy Wells

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shall we tell our friends?

AminaEM 💍: yes

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: guys Ami and I have news

MrsArcady ❤️: congratulations

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel how the fuck?

Little sprout 🌱: what is it

Harold 💫: spill the fucking tea ☕☕☕

AminaEM 💍: Daisy just proposed to me

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: congrats

MrArcady 🧳: congratulations

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: wooo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: congrats ig

Little sprout 🌱: Congratulations!!!

Bertie 🌍: Congratulations sis

MrsArcady ❤️: I'm assuming this was supposed to be a surprise so OH MY GOODNESS I NEVER SAW THIS COMING

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lmaoooo

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: thanks

AminaEM 💍: thank you everyone

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel how on earth did you know?

MrsArcady ❤️: before I tell you I must say, congratulations Daisy. I am very happy for you sis.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: aww Ty

MrsArcady ❤️: however if you do anything to hurt Amina or Amina if you do anything to hur Daisy, I will hunt you down and make you pay. Understood?

AminaEM 💍: yes

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes. Now how in earth did you find out?

MrsArcady ❤️: firstly, I saw you ring shopping, secondly you were all jittery, third, you were fiddling with a velvet box, fourth, when the ring arrived you were bright red and fith, I saw everything through the crack in my door.

Bertie 🌍: So basically Daisy was really obvious

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: she always is

Harold 💫: says you George

Little sprout 🌱: true

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel if you knew all this how comes Alexander didn't see Me propose

MrArcady 🧳: I was in the bathroom

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: fair enough

AminaEM 💍: thank you for your congratulations Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: you're welcome 🤗

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel I'm assuming you know that you will be my maid of honour

MrsArcady ❤️: aww tyy ily Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I love you too sis

AminaEM 💍: Kitty will you be my maid of honour

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: of course

Bertie 🌍: how sweet

Harold 💫: Bertie are you jealous Daisy didn't ask you?

MrArcady 🧳: 100%

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: why am I suddenly picturing Bertie in a dress

Little sprout 🌱: that mental image is...quite something

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: Bertie in a dress, this I have to see

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hmmm, does it beat George in a dress?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that is highly debatable

MrsArcady ❤️: perhaps they should both get in a dress for Halloween so we can judge

AminaEM 💍: sounds brilliant

Harold 💫: Hazel that is the best idea ever

MrsArcady ❤️: why thank you Harold