Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: heyy handsome 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: hey gorgeous ❤️

Hazelnut 💗: Alex, did you want to do some wedding planning?

Longarms 🇺🇸: that sounds like a great idea.

Hazelnut 💗: first things first, colour scheme...

Longarms 🇺🇸: what about red, white and blue?

Hazelnut 💗: I love it, and it makes it easy to find dresses, suits, flowers ect

Longarms 🇺🇸: right so we have the colour scheme sorted, what's next?

Hazelnut 💗: roles, who are you going to have as your groomsmen and best man?

Longarms 🇺🇸: best man George

Hazelnut 💗: I should have guessed 🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: Groomsmen, I might ask Bertie, Harold and someone else

Hazelnut 💗: who?

Longarms 🇺🇸: well...um I was thinking about asking Felix

Hazelnut 💗: he'll love that

Longarms 🇺🇸: would that be strange given that he's walking you down the aisle

Hazelnut 💗: it's unusual but who cares, it's our wedding, we can do what we like

Longarms 🇺🇸: very true dear. Who will your bridesmaids be?

Hazelnut 💗: Amina, Kitty, Lavinia and Beanie

Longarms 🇺🇸: then Daisy is obviously your maid of honour

Hazelnut 💗: yep

Longarms 🇺🇸: who should we have as a ring bearer of should George and Daisy look after the rings

Hazelnut 💗: if George and Daisy look after the rings, could my sisters be flower girls?

Longarms 🇺🇸: of course

Hazelnut 💗: where do you want to get married?

Longarms 🇺🇸: anywhere, so long as I am marrying you it doesn't matter where it is

Hazelnut 💗: what about Fallingford?

Longarms 🇺🇸: It's perfect, we could get married in the grounds.

Hazelnut 💗: that sounds amazing

Longarms 🇺🇸: we need to find an officiator

Hazelnut 💗: wait I think Aunt Lucy is a licensed officiator

Longarms 🇺🇸: we could ask her to marry us

Hazelnut 💗: yess 😁

Longarms 🇺🇸: so we have jobs, colour scheme, location and officiator sorted out, what's next?

Hazelnut 💗: Date

Longarms 🇺🇸: August...7th?

Hazelnut 💗: sounds good. If we arrange it so that we stay there the night before our wedding and the night after that will make things easier.

Longarms 🇺🇸: sounds great, now let's ask people to be a part of our wedding.

Hazelnut 💗: I love you Al

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too Haz

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