Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Hazelnut 💗: my father, his concubine and his son are coming over in a few days and they want to speak to me, Rose, Mei and Ah Mah 😭😭😭

Bertie 🌍: oh no

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shit

Uncle Felix 😎: I can already predict that this will go awful

Longarms 🇺🇸: do you want me to come with you?

Hazelnut 💗: yes please.

Aunt Lucy 🔍: how are you going to get there?

Hazelnut 💗: I don't know

Uncle Felix 😎: do you want me to come as well?

Hazelnut 💗: if you wouldn't mind.

Bertie 🌍: I'll come as well

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: me too

Aunt Lucy 🔍: I'll come as well

Hazelnut 💗: you don't have to

Bertie 🌍: Hazel, we know we don't have to but we want to as you are family.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Haz your my fiancée. I'd rob and I'd kill to be with you. I'd do anything for you. ❤️❤️❤️

Hazelnut 💗: 🥺☺️🥰

Hazelnut 💗: I love you all 💗

Uncle Felix 😎: we all love you too Hazel

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hazel could you find out when you are meeting, where you are meeting and what time?

Hazelnut 💗: ok

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Hazelnut 💗 and Mr Wong are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: Me Wong, where are we meeting, when are we meeting and what time?

Mr Wong: Saturday, 10am I shall pick you up from Deepdean

Hazelnut 💗: no thank you I have other transport arrangements. Where are we meeting.

Mr Wong: we shall go to the bungalow I just  bought. The address is 42 Damsel lane.

Hazelnut 💗: very well.

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Hazelnut 💗: we are meeting on Saturday at 10am at 42 Damsel lane.

Uncle Felix 😎: that's a street away from Lucy and I's apartment.

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hazel, Daisy, Alexander, Felix and I shall pick you up at 9am on Saturday.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you Lucy.

Bertie 🌍: I will meet you there

Uncle Felix 😎: sounds good

Hazelnut 💗: thank you so much

Aunt Lucy 🔍: it's not a problem Hazel.

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I've thought of a great idea

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm scared

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: let's have a roast battle

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes yes yes