Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Iwantaboyfriend 💋 created the group "Halexander".

Iwantaboyfriend 💋 added I'mthebestpersonever 💖, Idiot 🥸, Little sprout 🌱 and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 to the group chat.

Idiot 🥸: Hello

Little sprout 🌱: hii 👋🏻

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hey

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: cut the crap, how long do you reckon it will take Hazel and Alexander to get together now they know that they like each other?

Little sprout 🌱: 2 weeks

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: don't know, don't care

Idiot 🥸: why don't we make it a bet? 💰

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm in

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: me too

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: same, count me in

Little sprout 🌱: I don't know... They are our friends

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Come on Beanie it will be fun

Little sprout 🌱: ok I'll do it

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what does the winner get or the person that is closest?

Idiot 🥸: 40 quid 💸

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sweet 🤑

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I bet 10 quid they'll be together by the end of the week

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: I bet they'll be together by the end of the month

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I bet they'll be together in two days time at the latest however they won't tell us

Little sprout 🌱: I reckon they'll be together in 2 weeks time

Idiot 🥸: I bet it will take them 2 months

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: and so the bet shall commence.

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Hazel 💞 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazel 💞: Hey Alexander ☺️

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hey Hazel ☺️

Hazel 💞: listen...

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh god oh god oh god I've fucked everything up I'm such an idiot. Hazel I'm so so sorry I never meant for you to find out this way in so stupid, I wasn't thinking. My heart was aching as I thought I'd never get to go out with you so I did a bitchy thing. I'm such a dick and I'm sorry and I'll never be able to make it up to you.
😭😭😭

Hazel 💞: Alexander Arcady

Hazel 💞: Alexander

Hazel 💞: Alex

Longarms 🇺🇸: yeah...

Hazel 💞: why don't we meet in the bridge between our schools tomorrow at 11am?

(For the sake of this story, Deepdean and Western are across a small river from each other so the characters have met more often. Also in this story is set after a modern DSS so the characters are 15-16)

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh um ok.

Hazel 💞: Great 😁

Longarms 🇺🇸: Also please call me Alex, I like it when you call me it 😉

Hazel 💞: sure 😊

Longarms 🇺🇸: great, I'll um see you tomorrow then?

Hazel 💞: of course, I wouldn't have asked to see you if I wasn't going to turn up 🤭

Longarms 🇺🇸: haha 😅 *was genuinely worried he'd get stood up*