Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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*A few hours later*

Chatting in real life.

Uncle Felix 😎: Sue Wong has been arrested

Aunt Lucy 🔍: serves that bitch right

Longarms 🇺🇸: *sat at Hazel's bedside holding her hand, tears running down his cheeks*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: thank God, that ARSEHOLE deserves to never see the light of day. It's a shame that Hanging is illegal.

Bertie 🌍: I couldn't agree more.

Doctor: Hello are you all family to Miss Wong?

Uncle Felix 😎: yes we are.

Doctor: Well I am pleased to inform you that she will be perfectly fine. She will need to be on bedrest for a few days and her shoulder will undoubtedly be sore for a while however it wasn't a fatal wound.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Thank the lord

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: That's great news

Aunt Lucy 🔍: do you know when she will wake up?

Doctor: very soon. She will have to be on pain killers for a few days so I shall just go and get them. *Leaves*

Bertie 🌍: I know the doctor said that she'd be ok but do YOU think she'll be ok?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I do

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel is the strongest person I know, she's been through so much and she's still her. I think she'll be just fine.

Uncle Felix 😎: well said Alexander

Aunt Lucy 🔍: I couldn't agree more

Hazelnut 💗: *stirs*

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel?

Longarms 🇺🇸: Haz, are you ok?

Bertie 🌍: are you awake sis?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Watson are you alive?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: sorry for the late response, I was busy getting stabbed bye a slag.