Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Best People in this fucked up family'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Uncle Felix, when will you be coming home?

Uncle Felix 😎: The doctor has just told me that so long as Lucy and Louise are feeling OK, they are free to go home

MrsArcady ❤: that's great news

MrArcady 🧳: congrats

Bertie 🌍: hopefully we'll see you soon then

Uncle Felix 😎: The doctor is back, I'll talk to you all later.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Bye Uncle Idiot

MrsArcady ❤: hope to see you later Uncle Felix 

MrArcady 🧳: bye

Bertie 🌍: see ya

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Chatting in real life 

Lucy 🔍: *wakes up in Felix's arms*

Felix 😎: are you feeling better now?

Lucy 🔍: yes, I ache a bit however I feel a lot better

Felix 😎: *kisses Lucy on the lips gently* I'm glad

Lucy 🔍: Am I allowed to go home?

Felix 😎: yes, so long as you and our beautiful daughter are in perfect condition we can go home

Lucy 🔍: I'm glad to hear that, I hate being in the hospital 

Felix 😎: I know *kisses Lucy*

Louise 🧸: *sleeping peacefully*

Lucy 🔍: she's perfect

Felix 😎: just like you *winks*

Lucy 🔍: charmer

Felix 😎: I try

Lucy 🔍: *rests her head on Felix's chest* I love you 

Felix 😎: I love you too

Doctor: *walks into the room* Mrs Mountfitchet, how are you feeling?

Lucy 🔍: very well thank you Doctor 

Doctor: May I give your daughter a check up

Felix 😎: yes

Lucy 🔍: *hands Louise over to the doctor*

Louise 🧸: *starts crying*

Lucy 🔍: shhhhhh its alright 

Doctor: *gives Louise a check up* she's in perfect condition, you will be able to go home

Felix 😎: that's great news 

Lucy 🔍: *take Louise back from the dictor and rocks her to sleep* shhhhhhh its alright beautiful 

Felix 😎: ready to go home Luc?

Lucy 🔍: yes, I am

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Chatting on 'Best People in this fucked up family'

Uncle Felix 😎: we're on our way home

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wooooooo

MrArcady 🧳: see you soon

Bertie 🌍: see you in a bit

MrsArcady ❤: That's great news, see you in a bit

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 Chatting in real life

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm so excited

MrArcady 🧳: me too

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

Harold 💫: you good there Bertie?

Bertie 🌍: *drinking a beer* yeah I'm good thanks Harry

Harold 💫: *kisses Bertie on the cheek*

MrsArcady ❤: I hope they're back soon

MrArcady 🧳: I'm sure they will  be sweetie

Uncle Felix 😎: *opens the door* Hello everyone 

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Uncle Felix!!!

Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello everyone, we'd like you to meet Louise

Louise 🧸: *asleep in Lucy's arms*

MrsArcady ❤: She's beautiful 

Uncle Felix 😎: Would you like to hold your goddaughter Hazel?

MrsArcady ❤: I'd love to

Aunt Lucy 🔍: *carefully hands Louise over to Hazel*

MrsArcady ❤: hello, I'm your auntie Hazel I'm your godmother and I promise to be there for you your whole life 

Harold 💫: Hazel's a natural with kids

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: agreed

MrArcady 🧳: Hi Louise, I'm your Uncle Alex and I'm your godfather 

Bertie 🌍: Hazel see if Louise want a beer

Aunt Lucy 🔍: well I now know who not to trust with my daughter

MrsArcady ❤: Harold, hit Bertie on the head for me please2

Harold 💫: sure thing *hits Bertie*

Bertie 🌍: owwwww what was that for?

Uncle Felix 😎: for being an idiot

MrArcady 🧳: she's beautiful Uncle Felix, Aunt Lucy 

Aunt Lucy 🔍: she most certainly is 

Uncle Felix 😎: well it is to be expected with Lucy as her mother

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: gross, I already get enough of Longarms flirting with Hazel I do not need to hear my uncle flirting as well

MrsArcady ❤: Daisy be nice

Bertie 🌍: fat chance of that happening 

MrArcady 🧳: true

Harold 💫: agreed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

MrsArcady ❤: How are you feeling Aunt Lucy? 

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Tired but not too bad

Uncle Felix 😎: Lucy, I'll look after Louise for a bit, you go get some rest

Bertie 🌍: correction, Hazel will look after Louise

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Alright

Louise 🧸: *asleep in Hazel's arms* 

Uncle Felix 😎: *kisses Lucy on the cheek*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: she's adorable 

Harold 💫: agreed

MrArcady 🧳: yep, she is