Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Idiot 🥸 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Idiot 🥸: come on Alex, now we don't have to worry about Daisy being... Daisy, give me details.

Longarms 🇺🇸: about...

Idiot 🥸: you know perfectly well what. What did you do.

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok first we kissed

Idiot 🥸: then what

Longarms 🇺🇸: we took off our clothes

Idiot 🥸: did you just take them off or were you kissing while taking eachother's clothes off

Longarms 🇺🇸: the first

Idiot 🥸: next time do the second.

Longarms 🇺🇸: then 👄🍆

Idiot 🥸: nice, then

Longarms 🇺🇸: 👉🏻👌🏻

Idiot 🥸: was that it

Longarms 🇺🇸: pretty much.

Idiot 🥸: I can't believe I need to give you advice about sex AFTER you have done it for the first time

Longarms 🇺🇸: ...what

Idiot 🥸: next time, kiss while undressing eachother and Hazel gave you 👄🍆 so next time give her a bit of fun.

Longarms 🇺🇸: what do you mean?

Idiot 🥸: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Idiot 🥸: use your tongue to do...stuff

Longarms 🇺🇸: ...

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh...ohhhh

Longarms 🇺🇸: shit why didn't I do that before

Idiot 🥸: because you are an idiot

Longarms 🇺🇸: how comes you know all about sex, your brother?

Idiot 🥸: Puh-lease if I wanted advices on how NOT to have sex I'd go toy brother

Longarms 🇺🇸: then how do you know?

Idiot 🥸: as for how I know, well it never hurts to be prepared.

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Chatting on Halexander

Idiot 🥸: guys let's leave Hazel and Alexander alone for the rest of the afternoon.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: why...

Idiot 🥸: 🤨🤨🤨

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ohhh

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ok

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: ok

Little sprout 🌱: why?

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: I think they want some alone time.

Little sprout 🌱: oh ok

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Daisy is chatting with Uncle Felix

Daisy: Hello uncle idiot

Uncle Felix: hello dearest neice, what do you want

Daisy: what time will you be back from your thing?

Uncle Felix: not until 11pm

Daisy: ok

Daisy: can some of us go out on a walk?

Uncle Felix: some of us?

Daisy: Alexander and Hazel are going to stay at yours if that's ok.

Uncle Felix: yes that's fine.

Uncle Felix: you may go on a walk

Daisy: kk thanks

Uncle Felix: you're welcome

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Chatting on '🔎 Best detectives in the world plus Alexander and George 🔍'.

Little sprout 🌱: heyy guys

Hazel 💞: hi

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: heyy, my uncle said we could go on a walk however he asked for 2 people to stay at home.

Longarms 🇺🇸: what about Hazel and I?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: great

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: everyone else up for a walk

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: sure

Idiot 🥸: sure

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure

Little sprout 🌱: sounds fun

Hazel 💞: bye guys

Longarms 🇺🇸: bye

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Hazel 💞: Alex, are you thinking what I'm thinking 😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: I think I am.

*They walk into the bedroom*

Hazel 💞: *Begins to kiss Alexander*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *kisses her back hard then starts to undress her*

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*A few hours later*

Little sprout 🌱: Alexander, Hazel we're back

Hazel 💞: hey

Longarms 🇺🇸: hi

Idiot 🥸: did you guys have some...fun

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: 🍿

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: lol

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm sure they enjoyed their alone time however I have news, in a week there is going to be a Deepdeen-Western dance.

Hazel 💞: wow sounds so fun...not

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: haha someone on my side

Longarms 🇺🇸: come on Hazel it will be fun

Hazel 💞: if you say so...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: at some point we all need to go shopping.

Hazel 💞: ok

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: sounds fun

Little sprout 🌱: yesss

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no way in hell