Bertie 🌍 and Hazelnut 💗 are chatting privately.
Bertie 🌍: I'm really sorry Hazel, I took things too far.
Hazelnut 💗: it's ok Bertie, don't worry about it.
Bertie 🌍: I love you little sis
Hazelnut 💗: I love you Bertie
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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.
Longarms 🇺🇸: are you ok Haz?
Hazelnut 💗: honestly I don't know.
Longarms 🇺🇸: Can I go and kick him in the balls
Hazelnut 💗: no I forgave him, he didn't know.
Longarms 🇺🇸: that's a shame
Longarms 🇺🇸: however I don't think you will be able to stop George, he's gone into overprotective big brother mode.
Hazelnut 💗: oh lord
Longarms 🇺🇸: Do you want to meet up?
Hazelnut 💗: yes please, be at our spot in 5 minutes.
Longarms 🇺🇸: ok
*5 minutes later*
Chatting in real life.
Hazelnut 💗: *runs into Alexander's arms and starts to cry*
Longarms 🇺🇸: Hey Haz it's ok, shhhhh don't worry I'm here.
Longarms 🇺🇸: *gently kisses Hazel's forehead*
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Idiot 🥸 and Bertie 🌍 are chatting privately.
Idiot 🥸: When I next see you I'm going to kill you.
Bertie 🌍: Hazel wouldn't be happy if you did that
Idiot 🥸: she forgave you?
Bertie 🌍: yes she did.
Idiot 🥸: Sleep with one eye open Bertie as I assure you, I haven't forgiven you yet.
Bertie 🌍: 😳
Bertie 🌍: will you tell me what I did that was so wrong?
Idiot 🥸: I could never break Hazel's trust by doing that.
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Bertie 🌍 and Harold 💫 are chatting privately.
Bertie 🌍: George just threatened me, should I be scared?
Bertie 🌍: here was our conversation
Harold 💫: yes. You should be very scared.
Bertie 🌍: oh no
Harold 💫: oh no indeed
Harold 💫: Bert, if you don't make it out alive, I love you so much ❤️
Bertie 🌍: I love you too Harry
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Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 and Idiot 🥸 are chatting privately.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I know what upset Hazel. It's because she actually had...those sort of thoughts isn't it.
Idiot 🥸: yes
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you're going to kill Bertie aren't you?
Idiot 🥸: again, yes
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: can I help?
Idiot 🥸: yes, if you are descrete and don't let Bertie know I told you
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sweet
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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and AminaEM 💍 are chatting privately.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Do you know what's wrong with Hazel?
AminaEM 💍: no I don't
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: She's hiding something, something big and I must find out what it is, I am a detective after all.
AminaEM 💍: or just wait for her to tell you in her own time
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: don't be silly, that could take forever. I most find out so I can help her.
AminaEM 💍: if you insist
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I do
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Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷 and Little sprout 🌱 are chatting privately.
Little sprout 🌱: do you know what's wrong with Hazel?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: no
Little sprout 🌱: I'm worried about her
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: me too. The fact that Daisy doesn't know is concerning. It must be something big
Little sprout 🌱: yes, you're right.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: should we ask Hazel what's wrong?
Little sprout 🌱: no let's wait for her to explain it to us herself.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ok
Little sprout 🌱: I love you Kitty
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I love you too Beanie ❤️
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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.
Longarms 🇺🇸: How are you feeling Hazel?
Hazelnut 💗: better thank you Alex. I love you 💗
Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too Haz ❤️
Hazelnut 💗: *cuddles Alexander tightly*
Longarms 🇺🇸: *Holds Hazel close*
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Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat
FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.