Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Idiot 🥸: can you believe it's the last day of the Easter holidays.

AminaEM 💍: it's sad, we have to go back to doing work and boring stuff

Longarms 🇺🇸: I know, we won't get to see each other as often

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: by eachother you mean Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: wait we didn't have any homework over Easter did we?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no

Little sprout 🌱: I really want to do something stupid

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm stupid do me

Idiot 🥸: 👀

Hazelnut 💗: 👀

Longarms 🇺🇸: 👀

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 👀

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 👀

AminaEM 💍: 👀

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🍿🍿🍿

Little sprout 🌱: what?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: shit... autocorrect?

Idiot 🥸: you ain't fooling us Kitty

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: nope that was definitely not autocorrect

Hazelnut 💗: definitely not

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: oh fuck

Little sprout 🌱: anyway, do you guys want to meet up?

Hazelnut 💗: sure

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: why not

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I suppose

Idiot 🥸: sounds good

Longarms 🇺🇸: sure

AminaEM 💍: yeah

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes

Little sprout 🌱: great, what shall we do?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well I'll ask my uncle but he and Aunt Lucy are out all day so we could have some fun at his apartment before going out and doing random stupid stuff.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Alcohol?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: potentially 😏

Hazelnut 💗: let's ask Uncle Felix first

Longarms 🇺🇸: good idea

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Uncle Felix, can the gang come over

Uncle Felix 😎: sure

Hazelnut 💗: can we go out with them afterwards?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: sure

Bertie 🌍: don't do stupid stuff without me

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm not going to do Harold thanks, that's your job. Besides I don't swing that way.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I think I'm crazy for saying this but Alexander I love you.

Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: 😮😮😮