Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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MrArcady 🧳 created the group 'Boys'.

MrArcady 🧳 added Bertie 🌍, Harold 💫 and TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈 to the group chat

Bertie 🌍: what a boring name

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: how unimaginative

Harold 💫: agreed

MrArcady 🧳: I didn't know what to put

Bertie 🌍: doesn't make it not boring

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MrArcady 🧳 changed the groupchat name to 'Bertie is a Bastard'

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Bertie 🌍: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Harold 💫: that is a very amusing name

Bertie 🌍: Harry I thought you were on my side

Harold 💫: sorry babe but it's funny

Bertie 🌍: 😒

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I love the new groupchat name

MrArcady 🧳: thank you

Bertie 🌍: I don't

MrArcady 🧳: then go fuck yourself

Harold 💫: 🤣🤣🤣

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: how shocking, Alexander doesn't need a girl half his size to stand up for him

MrArcady 🧳: you can also go fuck yourself

Harold 💫: 🍿🍿🍿

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: really

Harold 💫: yes it was necessary

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: go fuck yourself

MrArcady 🧳: I'm afraid you can't use that sentence

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: and why the fuck not

MrArcady 🧳: copyright ©️

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: says who

MrArcady 🧳: Hazel

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: ah

Bertie 🌍: surely you can't use it either

Harold 💫: you think Hazel would stop her husband from using words

Bertie 🌍: fair point

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: why has she copyrighted it

MrArcady 🧳: to piss you all off

Harold 💫: hahaha

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: 😒

Bertie 🌍: anyway, why did you make this group Alexander

MrArcady 🧳: oh yes, what do you wear to an Indian wedding

Harold 💫: you can just wear a suit

MrArcady 🧳: ok, sounds good

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: just don't wear all black, ideally wear a coloured suit that matches your date

Bertie 🌍: he'd probably match with Hazel anyway

Harold 💫: true

MrArcady 🧳: ok, sounds good