Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I have a scary fact

MrsArcady ❤️: welcome back from your honeymoon

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh look it's the bitch

Little sprout 🌱: you always have a scary fact Lavinia

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: true

AminaEM 💍: did you have a good honeymoon?

Harold 💫: hey douchebag

Bertie 🌍: hey everyone

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: yes we had a very good time in Cuba

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hello

MrArcady 🧳: are you going to share your fact Lavinia?

Little sprout 🌱: I don't know if I want to hear it...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Women are fertile for an average of 40 years

Harold 💫: that's not scary

AminaEM 💍: you doing think growing a whole human inside of you is scary?

Bertie 🌍: Harry if I were you I'd keep quiet

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: for once

Harold 💫: This is for you George 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hahaha

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: women get their period every 28 days which makes it roughly 528 times

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I think we girls knew that Lavinia

AminaEM 💍: yeah

MrsArcady ❤️: Lavinia is using maths...this will be an interesting fact

MrArcady 🧳: agreed

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: on average women bleed for about 5 days, that means they spend 2607 days - or 7 years - bleeding

Little sprout 🌱: 😳😳😳

Bertie 🌍: damn

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: holy shit

Harold 💫: I'm so glad I'm not a woman

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: women lose 150ml of blood ever period

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: on average?

MrsArcady ❤️: of course it's an average, not everyone has the exact same period

Little sprout 🌱: true

AminaEM 💍: this is very interesting

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: agreed

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that means in their life, a women on average loses 391 liters of blood

MrArcady 🧳: holy shit, Hazel if I ever make any sort of joke to do with periods leave me immediately and kick me in the balls

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good idea

MrsArcady ❤️: I'd never leave you Alex, I love you too much

Little sprout 🌱: awwww

MrArcady 🧳: I love you too

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: cute

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: damn

Bertie 🌍: I will never make fun of a woman

Harold 💫: not even Daisy?

Bertie 🌍: that's different

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: charming

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: An average man has 6 liters of blood in his body.

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: that's like nothing

MrsArcady ❤️: I'm waiting for the last part that explains how Lavinia knows this fact

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it takes the blood of 65 men to equal the amount of blood a woman looses in her lifetime just because of her period

Little sprout 🌱: 🤯🤯🤯

MrsArcady ❤️: yep, there it is, the part that explains why Lavinia know that

Bertie 🌍: damn

Harold 💫: I'm scared

AminaEM 💍: good

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that's what I was going to say :(((

AminaEM 💍: sorry babe

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: women are superheroes

MrArcady 🧳: agreed

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Lavinia how do you know this...

MrsArcady ❤️: it's Lavinia what do you expect

Little sprout 🌱: good point

AminaEM 💍: agreed

Bertie 🌍: this just makes me even more scared of Hazel

Harold 💫: agreed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good

MrsArcady ❤️: he he he 😈

MrArcady 🧳: you're enjoying this aren't you babe?

MrsArcady ❤️: he he he 😈

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: lmao

Little sprout 🌱: 🤣🤣🤣

AminaEM 💍: I love you Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: that's good, ily too Amina

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oi no one steals Hazel from me

Bertie 🌍: why did I know you would say something like that?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: and no one steals Ami from me

AminaEM 💍: 🥰🥰🥰

Little sprout 🌱: awwww

Harold 💫: hahah, I knew she'd say something like that

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: we are cuter Beams

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: haha

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻