Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

7

*the gang are at the supermarket buying stuff for a sleepover*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: right so I have a bunch of chocolate, I'll go pay for this 🍫

Hazel 💞: that's good

Little sprout 🌱: great

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I just paid then I tried to scan myself but nothing happened, I think the machine is broken as I'm priceless😠

Idiot 🥸: here let me try, I've already paid for the alcohol

Idiot 🥸: I tried scanning myself but it didn't work. I'm priceless so the machine isn't working properly. 😠

Longarms 🇺🇸: or you could be worthless 😆

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: good one Alexander 🤣

Hazel 💞: 🤣🤣🤣

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: I have a bunch of crisps and some sweets

Hazel 💞: why don't I try and see if the scanner works?

Idiot 🥸: you could try...

Hazel 💞: *hides a chocolate bar up her sleeve so when she scans her 'arm' it makes a noise*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: WHAT

Longarms 🇺🇸: Haz must be more valuable than you

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: very true

Idiot 🥸: I don't think that's true

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: for once I agree with George

Little sprout 🌱: Guys stop before this turns into an argument

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: aww come on Beans, I had just got the popcorn out 🍿 

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah come on Beanie it had just begun to get interesting 🙄

Little sprout 🌱: do we have everything we need for the sleepover?

Hazel 💞: yes

Idiot 🥸: I think so

Longarms 🇺🇸: yep

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fuck knows

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: probably

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: if we don't we will have to make do

Little sprout 🌱: let's go back to the dorm and get this sleepover started.

Idiot 🥸: we need to be careful remember, technically Alex and I are trespassing as we aren't allowed on the school grounds at night.

Longarms 🇺🇸: we also need to be careful with the alcohol

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: who cares, if we get caught we get caught

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this is why we are not staying at school, I asked Uncle Felix if we could stay at his for the weekend.

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: won't your aunt and uncle be home?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no they are going out tonight and won't be back until the morning.

Hazel 💞: I thought your uncle didn't trust you alone in his apartment

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no but he trusts you and George

Longarms 🇺🇸: this will be brilliant

Little sprout 🌱: what about our parents

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Uncle Felix is sorting it out.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: this might be rather enjoyable which will be surprising

Idiot 🥸: hell yeah it will be fun

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: we should play truth or dare with a twist.

Little sprout 🌱: what's the twist...

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: if you fail to complete your truth or dare, you have to remove a piece of clothing. Plus the questions will be very...spicy 😏😏😏

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: this could be interesting

Hazel 💞: sure why not

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm in

Idiot 🥸: hell yeah

Longarms 🇺🇸: sounds fun

Little sprout 🌱: ummm ... okay

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: yayyy this will be amazing 🤩

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Chatting on Halexander

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Can we agree to get Hazel and Alexander to do the most ridiculous stuff to eachother. Start off slow then get very... intense

Idiot 🥸: yes this will be hilarious

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: yes

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 😏

Little sprout 🌱: you're not going to be mean are you?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: of course not...