Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: so who should we invite to our wedding?

Longarms 🇺🇸: well obviously the people in our friend group - that includes Harold and Bertie.

Hazelnut 💗: yes obviously, as well as Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy.

Longarms 🇺🇸: my grandmother. I suppose I shall invite my parents and some of my other relatives however I don't know if they will come.

Hazelnut 💗: I'm going to invite my mother and sisters.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Chapman, Hetty and Mrs Doherty can come, after all we will need their help during the ceremony.

Hazelnut 💗: I'd like to invite inspector Priestley

Longarms 🇺🇸: are you sure Daisy would want a clodhopper at our wedding 🤣

Hazelnut 💗: oh well she can go cry about it to Amina

Longarms 🇺🇸: hahaha 🤣

Hazelnut 💗: is that it?

Longarms 🇺🇸: can George's parents come, they've been so good to me ever since I came to England, they've treated me as if I was one of their own

Hazelnut 💗: of course they can come

Longarms 🇺🇸: I think that's everyone

Hazelnut 💗: great so we need to organise the time we are going to get married

Longarms 🇺🇸: if we had the ceremony at 3pm and we could get the guest to arrive between 2 and 3 everyone would have enough time to get ready.

Hazelnut 💗: That sounds great

Longarms 🇺🇸: how about we sort out the invitations as soon as we finish school.

Hazelnut 💗: sounds good. I can't believe we only have a week left of our last year of school.

Longarms 🇺🇸: it's shocking.

Hazelnut 💗: can you believe we met almost 2 years ago

Longarms 🇺🇸: it's been the best almost 2 years of my life

Hazelnut 💗: same

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you Hazel ❤️

Hazelnut 💗: I love you too babe 💗

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Idiot 🥸: guys can someone change my name, for some reason I can't and I'm too amazing to be called an idiot.

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 changed Idiot 🥸 to CockyBastard ✨

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖: there you go George a perfect new name

CockyBastard ✨: nooooo this is worse

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

CockyBastard ✨: I'm not cocky

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...

Little sprout 🌱: ...

Longarms 🇺🇸: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

AminaEM 💍: ...

Hazelnut 💗: ...

CockyBastard ✨: I'm not cocky

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I hate to break it to you babe...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I don't even have the time to tell you how wrong you are George

CockyBastard ✨: ...

Hazelnut 💗: ...

AminaEM 💍: ...

Longarms 🇺🇸: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...

Little sprout 🌱: ...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: actually it's going to annoy me if I don't

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you are cockier than me

Hazelnut 💗: um...

Little sprout 🌱: er...

Longarms 🇺🇸: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...

AminaEM 💍: ...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...

CockyBastard ✨: I'm not cocky and Daisy you are the cockiest of them all

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: how ironic given that Daisy doesn't like 🍆

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: not true George

AminaEM 💍: sorry babe but it is

CockyBastard ✨: Alex I'm not that cocky am I?

Longarms 🇺🇸: when I first met you I thought you were a cocky git

CockyBastard ✨: and now...

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh I still think you're a cocky git but I've grown to like that about you

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣

Little sprout 🌱: George we love you for who you are

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yes. George I love the fact that you are Cocky, it gives me something to laugh at if you are wrong

CockyBastard ✨: I love you to Lav ❤️

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I think Daisy's name should be CockyBastard

Hazelnut 💗: and George could be her twin, ArrogantTwat

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I mean she has a point...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you Kitty

CockyBastard ✨: I hate you Hazel

Little sprout 🌱: you should be thanking her, being called an arrogant twat is better then being called a cocky bastard

AminaEM 💍: Beanie swore 😱😱😱

CockyBastard ✨: I guess that's true...

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Hazelnut 💗 changed CockyBastard ✨ to ArrogantTwat 🌝

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Hazelnut 💗: Happy now?

ArrogantTwat 🌝: not particularly

Longarms 🇺🇸: George you're never happy

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: He is, when he's with me

ArrogantTwat 🌝: very true babe ❤️