Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: OMG I can't wait for our first dance it will be so fun

Longarms 🇺🇸: ikr we will blow the socks off of everyone.

Hazelnut 💗: this past week of practice has gone really well

Longarms 🇺🇸: you're a natural Haz ❤️

Hazelnut 💗: you're an amazing dancer too Al 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: ❤️

Hazelnut 💗: wanna watch a film?

Longarms 🇺🇸: of course, what do you want to watch

Hazelnut 💗: what about the film where our dance comes from

Longarms 🇺🇸: good idea babe, can I come over

Hazelnut 💗: one sec, let me just ask Uncle Felix.

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok ❤️

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Hazelnut 💗 and Uncle Felix 😎 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: Can Alex come over?

Uncle Felix 😎: sure

Hazelnut 💗: thanks

Uncle Felix 😎: be good

Hazelnut 💗: always 😇

Uncle Felix 😎: haha yeah right

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: you can come around

Longarms 🇺🇸: good, open your window

Hazelnut 💗: *sees Alex outside her window*

Hazelnut 💗: I love you idiot

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too, open the window please I want to kiss you

Hazelnut 💗: impatient much

Longarms 🇺🇸: yep

Hazelnut 💗: *opens the window*

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: hey handsome

Longarms 🇺🇸: *kisses Hazel*

Longarms 🇺🇸: hey gorgeous

Hazelnut 💗: so shall we watch the film?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yep 😄

Hazelnut 💗: *puts the film on*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *sits down and pulls Hazel into his lap*

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Chatting in real life.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *walks into Hazel's room* Hey Hazel I was thinking- oh you're here

Hazelnut 💗: *pauses the film*

Longarms 🇺🇸: no need to sound so annoyed Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what are you doing

Hazelnut 💗: wedding stuff

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...you're watching a film

Longarms 🇺🇸: so, that doesn't mean the two cannot be related

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: how is watching a film helping your wedding

Hazelnut 💗: you'll have to wait and find out 😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: yep, you ain't getting nothing out of us

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: whyyyy

Hazelnut 💗: it's a surprise

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *leaves in a huff*

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Chatting in real life.

Bertie 🌍: what's got you in a huff Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel and Alexander are keeping something from me

Uncle Felix 😎: oh no it's a tragedy

Aunt Lucy 🔍: what are they keeping from you?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: it's something to do with their wedding, they are planning something and I don't know what.

Bertie 🌍: well you are a detective, surely you should be able to figure this case out.

Uncle Felix 😎: have you asked them what it is?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: of course I have, I'm not that dumb

Bertie 🌍: 👀

Uncle Felix 😎: 👀

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 👀

Bertie 🌍: That is the key word in your sentence Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: go fuck yourselves

Aunt Lucy 🔍: what did they say when you asked them what it was

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I couldn't know because it was a surprise

Uncle Felix 😎: well then, reading between the lines I'd say they don't want you to know

Bertie 🌍: oh my goodness that's a genius thought 💡

Aunt Lucy 🔍: hahaha 🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you all

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and
ArrogantTwat 🌝 are chatting privately.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I have information on Hazel and Alexander's thing they are going to do at their wedding.

ArrogantTwat 🌝: what is it

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well I walked in on them watching a film and when I asked them what they were doing Hazel responded with 'wedding stuff'.

ArrogantTwat 🌝: so it's something to do with a film...

ArrogantTwat 🌝: did you see what film it was?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no but I think it was an older film

ArrogantTwat 🌝: hmmm

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Hazelnut 💗 and Hettie💃🏻 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: hey Hettie for Alexander and I's wedding would you mind doing the music?

Hettie 💃🏻: sure

Hazelnut 💗: thanks

Hettie 💃🏻: np :)