Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Halexander'

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Guys guess what I saw

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Does it have to do with a secret couple?

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: I saw Hazel and Alexander snogging behind a tree

Little sprout 🌱: Awww

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤢

Idiot 🥸: we're gonna have to get used to that

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: BORING, call me when they grab eachother's arses

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm going to ask if there is anything new going on

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Chatting on '🔎 Best detectives in the world plus Alexander and George 🔍'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Heyyy everyone, what's up

Idiot 🥸: not much, a bloke at my school was caught dealing drugs

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: ☕☕☕

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what was he selling?

Idiot 🥸: cocaine, LSD and weed 🍃

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Interesting...

Hazel 💞: Heyyy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what you doing Hazel

Hazel 💞: just in the library

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh really, you sure you are not doing something else...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: like kissing Alexander?

Hazel 💞: WHAT

Longarms 🇺🇸: WHAT

Longarms 🇺🇸: how'd you find out

Hazel 💞: ALEX

Longarms 🇺🇸: Sorry Haz

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Relax, we all knew already

Longarms 🇺🇸: how?

Hazel 💞: one of them probably saw us then told the rest of the group

Longarms 🇺🇸: whoever saw us why would you tell?

Hazel 💞: Girls spill tea

Hazel 💞: So George when did you first see Alex and I

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Idiot 🥸: Rude

Little sprout 🌱: it wasn't George

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: 🤣🤣🤣

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Go Hazel

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good one Hazel

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you Hazel

Little sprout 🌱: awwww

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh god I've done it again

Hazel 💞: love you Alex

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: that was a fast love declaration, you've not even need dating a week

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: am I the only one who thinks this is gross

Little sprout 🌱: yes

Idiot 🥸: let's play a game

Longarms 🇺🇸: what game?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ooo what about never have I ever?

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: good idea

Little sprout 🌱: how do you play

Hazel 💞: you ask the group 'never have I ever' then follow it by something you haven't done. If you have done it, then you lose a life. The aim of the game is to be the last person with as many lives as possible. Choose a heart emoji to show how many lives you have. We all start with 5 lives. Does that make sense Beans?

Little sprout 🌱: yes thanks Hazel

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm not playing

Little sprout 🌱: please play Lavinia 🥺

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fine

Hazel 💞: My 5 lives: 💞💞💞💞💞

Idiot 🥸: My 5 lives 💛💛💛💛💛

Little sprout 🌱: My 5 lives 💚💚💚💚💚

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: My lives ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: my 5 lives
💖💖💖💖💖

Longarms 🇺🇸: My 5 lives 💙💙💙💙💙

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: My lives 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Great who's going to start?

Little sprout 🌱: can I start?

Idiot 🥸: sure Beanie

Little sprout 🌱: Never have I ever...kissed someone

Hazel 💞: 💞💞💞💞

Longarms 🇺🇸: 💙💙💙💙

Idiot 🥸: well duh

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Little sprout 🌱: is that everyone?

Hazel 💞: Daisy what about you?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what do you mean Watson?

Hazel 💞: I saw you on the ship

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shit

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: very well then
💖💖💖💖

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: DAISY'S KISSED SOMEONE!?

Idiot 🥸: interesting, this I didn't know

Longarms 🇺🇸: I knew

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Hazel 💞 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are now chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: was it Amina

Longarms 🇺🇸: did Daisy kiss Amina?

Hazel 💞: yes

Longarms 🇺🇸: ha knew it

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Longarms 🇺🇸: I know who Daisy kissed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no you don't...do you 🤨😬

Hazel 💞: He does

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: TELL ME 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel did you tell him?

Hazel 💞: No, he figured it out for himself. You seem to forget that Alex is incredibly smart.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Alexander don't tell anyone I beg you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Idiot 🥸: well isn't this interesting