Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 changed the group chat name to 'Fucking twats'.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that is accurate given that I'm fucking George, Hazel's fucking Alexander and Amina is fucking Daisy

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: true

AminaEM 💍: true

Little sprout 🌱: I'm just going to assume that was mean, Lavinia don't be mean

MrArcady 🧳: hey

ArrogantTwat 🌝: oi Lav that's not true

MrsArcady ❤️: it isn't true about Alexander

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel you lowered your standards to be with him

MrsArcady ❤️: that's not true

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yeah it is, look at the books you read

MrsArcady ❤️: ummmm 😳

ArrogantTwat 🌝: what does Hazel read 😏

Little sprout 🌱: I don't know

MrArcady 🧳: you DON'T know 🤣

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no, I am intrigued

MrsArcady ❤️: uh oh

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: our little Hazel, the one we thought was one of the most innocent in our group 😇

ArrogantTwat 🌝: hate to break it to you Daisy but Hazel ain't innocent

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: No she isn't however the books she reads really shows how innocent she isn't

Little sprout 🌱: what does Hazel read

MrArcady 🧳: it this about Hazel's...explicit romance books

MrsArcady ❤️: ALEX 😠

ArrogantTwat 🌝: OMG HAZEL READS SMUT

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: this is brilliant

MrsArcady ❤️: Lavinia how about you fuck off and read twilight

AminaEM 💍: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Alexander I'd tread carefully, Hazel already lowered her standards to be with you

MrsArcady ❤️: not true

Little sprout 🌱: I'm lost, what is smut?

MrArcady 🧳: you don't want to know Beanie

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel are you saying you would rather be with Alexander than idk Aaron Warner, Atlas Corrigan ect...

MrsArcady ❤️: yes

MrArcady 🧳: I liked it ends with us and the shatter me series

ArrogantTwat 🌝: now this is good ☕☕☕

AminaEM 💍: ALEXANDER YOU'VE READ AOME OF HAZEL'S SMUT

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: holy shit this is amazing blackmail

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I agree

Little sprout 🌱: I have no idea what's going on

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Don't worry babe

Little sprout 🌱: ok

ArrogantTwat 🌝: So Alex, you and Hazel share a passion for reading... explicit books

MrsArcady ❤️: I don't only read romance novels, I read murder ones as well

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel here is the top 3 books on your to-read pile