Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: so what's everyone reading at the moment

Little sprout 🌱: I'm reading Nick and Charlie by Alice Osman

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Twilight

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: how many times have you read that?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ummm...

MrArcady 🧳: I'm reading murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie

MrsArcady ❤️: I love that books, especially since we had our own version of it in real life

MrArcady 🧳: very true

Harold 💫: I'm reading a phycology fact book

Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: soynds itterly awfuk

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I think he said it sounds utterly awful

Little sprout 🌱: agreed, it sounds very dull

Bertie 🌍: Harry perhaps you should look up reasons as to why people are attracted to people as I think we all want to know why Hazel chose to bang Alexander out of all people.

Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: trie

MrArcady 🧳: Bertie I have dirt remember

Bertie 🌍: oh shit

MrsArcady ❤️: perhaps it's because he's incredibly handsome, nice, funny, smart, sexy, amazing and just the best person ever

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oi what about me

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: no one was talking about you Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: ?????

Little sprout 🌱: oh yeah I forgot George can't see emoji's

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hahaha 🤣

AminaEM 💍: I've been reading The Inheritance Games by Jennifer Lynn Barns

MrsArcady ❤️: I loved them. I've been reading

Harold 💫: what smut have you been reading this time Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: it's not SMUT it's ROMANCE

Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: amut

MrsArcady ❤️: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

AminaEM 💍: it's smut

Little sprout 🌱: yeah it's smut

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beanie!

MrsArcady ❤️: no it is not, smut is fanfiction that contains graphic sexual scenes.

MrArcady 🧳: so smut is what Amina writes 😏

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

AminaEM 💍: shut it 🤐🤐🤐

MrsArcady ❤️: I read romance books

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it's still smut to me

Bertie 🌍: yeah Hazel it's smut

MrArcady 🧳: why don't you go cry while watching your favourite film

Bertie 🌍: why would I cry to Avengers: Endgame

MrsArcady ❤️: who wouldn't cry when watching avengers endgame

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: fair point

MrArcady 🧳: are you sure that's your favourite film. Are you sure it's not Titanic or Dirty dancing or Moana

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: bahahaha 🤣

Harold 💫: ha I knew it, you'd always go funny when I asked you what you were watching

Bertie 🌍: I hate you Alexander

MrArcady 🧳: I don't care 😁

AminaEM 💍: Kitty stick the kettle on

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: already done that babes ☕☕☕

Little sprout 🌱: pour me a cuppa

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: me too, this is some interesting news ☕☕☕

Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: whst si goinf in I cany tead rhw emojus

MrsArcady ❤️: oh my days 🤣

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George when will you get your phone back

Harold 💫: tomorrow

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: good I want to text my fiancé without having to translate what he is saying first

Bertie 🌍: fair enough

Little sprout 🌱: awwww Lavinia's in love

AminaEM 💍: so George, why were you at Lavinia's overnight

Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: oh etmn...EE has sez

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Ami why did you ask 🤮🤮🤮

AminaEM 💍: Harold how red is George

Harold 💫: he's bright red

Bertie 🌍: hahaha

MrsArcady ❤️: were you just trying to make him uncomfortable?

AminaEM 💍: yep as it's hilarious

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ugh all you girls are fucking gay so I don't have anyone to talk about my sex life with

MrsArcady ❤️: *cough cough*

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh yeah sorry Hazel, can I talk to you about our sex lives

MrsArcady ❤️: sure

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hey I wanna hear

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ✨ n o ✨

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Grandpawhocan'tspell 📵: ???

Bertie 🌍: why do girls share so much?

Little sprout 🌱: we love to know
everything - there are no secrets with girls

Bertie 🌍: so is it all about the tea

MrsArcady ❤️: pretty much

Bertie 🌍: oh that's boring

MrArcady 🧳: Bertie you and Harold are just as bad. You are on a group chat with your siblings and their friends because you want to know all the gossip

Harold 💫: I mean the man has a point

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Alexander is a man???

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: he doesn't have the balls, he's barely gone through puberty

MrsArcady ❤️: I can argue against that fact

MrArcady 🧳: 😏😏😏

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮