Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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*after having a few shots*

Chatting on '🔎 Best detectives in the world plus Alexander and George 🔍'.

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: let's play truth, dare or strip

Idiot 🥸: yes sounds fun

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok

Little sprout 🌱: umm ok

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok, Hazel truth or dare?

Hazel 💞: ...dare

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and Hazel 💞 are chatting privately.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sit on Alexander's lap

Hazel 💞: happily

Hazel 💞: I'm just going to get a glass of water.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok

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Hazel 💞: I'm just going to get a glass of water.

Idiot 🥸: ok

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: is this part of Hazel's dare?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no

Little sprout 🌱: I hope you weren't too mean

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I don't know what your talking about, Hazel was very happy to perform her dare.

Hazel 💞: oh there's no space for me to sit

Little sprout 🌱: oh let me budge up

Hazel 💞: *pointing* is that space free?

Longarms 🇺🇸: that's my lap

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well done for stating the obvious, do you want a gold star 🌟

Hazel 💞: well that's not a no

Hazel 💞: *sits on Alexander's lap*

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😳😘

Hazel 💞: George truth or dare?

Idiot 🥸: truth

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: wimp

Hazel 💞: Do you have a crush on someone?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oooo good one

Idiot 🥸: I do

Longarms 🇺🇸: well this is news to me

Idiot 🥸: probably because I'm better at hiding my crush than you are

Longarms 🇺🇸: I wasn't that obvious was I?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it was quite obvious

Idiot 🥸: Kitty truth or dare?

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: dare

Idiot 🥸:  Google the first dirty thing that comes into your mind then show the person to your left

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: easy *she Google's something then show's beanie*

Little sprout 🌱: eww what is that

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh beanie how innocent are you 😇

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what did you Google

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: *whispers to Lavinia* sex positions

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: haha

Little sprout 🌱: what was that