Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖: lmaooo

Uncle Felix 😎: very true

MrsArcady ❤️: Revenge because of the scene in the library - sorry to bring it up - where Lady Hastings was kissing Mr Curtis. You may have wanted to do away with Mr Curtis so that the Wells family didn't fall apart

MrArcady 🧳: fair enough

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that makes sense however I can safely say that the Wells family was already shattered into fragments

Bertie 🌍: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Aunt Lucy 🔍: very well thought out Hazel, what about the second crime

MrsArcady ❤️: well according to uncle Felix, he was in the Billiards room when Lady Hastings had been pushed down the stairs

Uncle Felix 😎: which I was

MrsArcady ❤️: that may be the case however you were on your own

MrArcady 🧳: always be sceptical

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that is actually very smart

Bertie 🌍: 😮😮😮

MrArcady 🧳: what Harold likes you to do

Bertie 🌍: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you really did put though into this didn't you Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: I did however I didn't put it in my casebook, I wrote it in a locked notes page

Aunt Lucy 🔍: clever, did you do that in many of your cases?

MrsArcady ❤️: I did, whenever I had a suspect who would upset Daisy if I showed a lot of evidence I put it in my notes folder

Bertie 🌍: 🤓🤓🤓

Uncle Felix 😎: very clever, continue please

MrsArcady ❤️: anyway you were also at the scene of the crime remarkably quickly which can look suspicious

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: very true

MrArcady 🧳: what about a motive?

MrsArcady ❤️: that is where it started to break apart, the only reason I could think as to why Uncle Felix would push his sister down the stairs would be  punishment because she cheated in Lord Hastings

Aunt Lucy 🔍: fair enough

Uncle Felix 😎: still a solid theory, well done Hazel

Bertie 🌍: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: your mind is remarkable Watson

MrArcady 🧳: I thought we agreed that Hazel was Poirot

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I know but to me she has always been Watson

MrsArcady ❤️: love you too Daisy

Aunt Lucy 🔍: What changed your mind then Hazel?

Uncle Felix 😎: yes, what rulled me out?

MrsArcady ❤️: well the second crime threw me off guard however it was actually after we discovered that Aunt Lucy who ruled you out

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: How?

MrArcady 🧳: how?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: how?

Uncle Felix 😎: Daisy didn't know, well this is shocking

Bertie 🌍: 😱😱😱

MrsArcady ❤️: well maybe an hour or so after finding out that Aunt Lucy wors for the government, I saw something that completely ruled out Uncle Felix.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what was it

Aunt Lucy 🔍: how did it rule out Felix?

MrsArcady ❤️: well if Uncle Felix was a murderer he wouldn't have been snogging a government official in an empty room

Uncle Felix 😎: ah...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg

MrArcady 🧳: that might just convince you otherwise

Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣

Aunt Lucy 🔍: you saw us???

MrsArcady ❤️: yep

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: YOU DIDN'T TELL MEEEE???

Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣

Uncle Felix 😎: now that's shocking

MrsArcady ❤️: it wasn't my place to tell

MrArcady 🧳: aww Haz you are so sweet

MrsArcady ❤️: 🥰🥰🥰

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hazel that was very sweet of you

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you Hazel

MrsArcady ❤️: Just saying though, it was so obvious

Uncle Felix 😎: really? No one else noticed

MrsArcady ❤️: you do realise that those other people included Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: rude

MrArcady 🧳: fair point

Aunt Lucy 🔍: she does have a point Felix

Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣

MrsArcady ❤️: I was actually surprised Daisy didn't see the looks Uncle Felix was sending you, Kitty saw them and she was enamored by Uncle Felix

Uncle Felix 😎: *spits out tea*

Bertie 🌍: 🍿🍿🍿

Aunt Lucy 🔍: hahaha

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

MrArcady 🧳: lmao

MrsArcady ❤️: Uncle Felix I honestly don't know why you're surprised, you do look like a fictional character sometimes

Aunt Lucy 🔍: You do have a point Hazel

Uncle Felix 😎: ...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Felix you are a tall blonde haired blue eyed man, the type of man many many people find attractive

Uncle Felix 😎: people think I'm attractive???

Bertie 🌍: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yes you twat, half my school had a crush on you after they saw you in the newspaper

MrsArcady ❤️: very true

Uncle Felix 😎: really???

Aunt Lucy 🔍: tall, blonde and blue eyed men are the best

MrsArcady ❤️: agreed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel you had a crush on my Uncle???

MrsArcady ❤️: ewwwww

Uncle Felix 😎: should I be offended?

Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣

MrsArcady ❤️: no

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: then why did you say that those men are the best

Bertie 🌍: 👀👀👀

Uncle Felix 😎: ummmm...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: is she thick

MrArcady 🧳: gee that hurt

MrsArcady ❤️: Daisy did you forget about the existence of my fucking husband?

MrArcady 🧳: that was rude

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shiiiiiittttt help meeeeee

Bertie 🌍: 🙅🏼🙅🏼🙅🏼

Uncle Felix 😎: nope you deserve it Daisy

Aunt Lucy 🔍: yep