Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Everyone🎤: *shouting* Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: how am I engaged to this boy 🤦🏻‍♀️

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

MrsArcady ❤️: that was hilarious

MrArcady 🧳: I couldn't agree more

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: did you have fun George?

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: yes

Little sprout 🌱: I think your name should be 'the definitely gay Mukherjee'

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: go fuck yourself

MrsArcady ❤️: ©️©️©️

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: oh for fucks sake

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what happened?

Harold 💫: Hazel placed a copyright on the phrase "go fuck yourself" so only her and Alexander can say it

AminaEM 💍: why

Bertie 🌍: to piss everyone off

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: that's my girl

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: lmao

Little sprout 🌱: what song next?

MrsArcady ❤️: what about Mr brightide by the killers?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I like the sound of the band

I'mthebestpersonever 💖 , Little sprout 🌱,
MrsArcady ❤️ and Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control

Bertie 🌍: wooo

Harold 💫: good song

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: slayyy 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈, AminaEM 💍 and MrArcady 🧳:  Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside

Bertie 🌍: wooo

Harold 💫: come on everyone join in

Everyone🎤: I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
(It was only a kiss), it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
'Cause I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control

Everyone🎤: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibi
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside