Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗: I'm going to Alex, he needs me.

Uncle Felix 😎: ok, stay safe

Aunt Lucy 🔍: see you later

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: how come you don't react in that way when I say that about going to see Ami

Bertie 🌍: because Hazel is more responsible

Uncle Felix 😎: yep

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😒😒😒

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: hey Al

Longarms 🇺🇸: hey Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: *sits down next to Alexander and hugs him tight*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *cries quietly*

Hazelnut 💗: oh Alex

Longarms 🇺🇸: sorry I'm being stupid

Hazelnut 💗: no you aren't

Longarms 🇺🇸: I am though, I'm crying because of something I knew was going to happen

Hazelnut 💗: *kisses Alexander*

Hazelnut 💗: I'll always there for you Alex, no matter what

Longarms 🇺🇸: Thank you Hazel

Longarms 🇺🇸: *pulls her close*

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Mr Wong and Hazelnut 💗 are chatting privately.

Mr Wong: congratulations on your musical that you performed. I had no idea you could sing that well

Hazelnut 💗: that was nearly 3 weeks ago

Mr Wong: well at least I showed up to your performance

Hazelnut 💗: I didn't want you to

Mr Wong: I'm your father I can surprise my daughter all I want

Hazelnut 💗: it wasn't a nice surprise

Mr Wong: I wanted to tell you that you are an amazing singer

Hazelnut 💗: thank you

Mr Wong: do you forgive me now?

Hazelnut 💗: no

Mr Wong: can I come to your wedding?

Hazelnut 💗: no

Mr Wong: I am your father, I deserve to come to your wedding.

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Hazelnut 💗 blocked Mr Wong

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Chatting on 'bachelorette party'.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I had an idea for Hazel's bachelorette party

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: get drunk, play truth or dare, spin the bottle and other games

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sounds amazing

AminaEM 💍: sounds fun

Little sprout 🌱: do you think Hazel will like it?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: definitely

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AminaEM 💍 changed the name of the group chat to 'Best Hen Do planners 👰🏽‍♀️'

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Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so when's the party?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: in a few weeks

Little sprout 🌱: sounds fun

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ikr I can't wait

AminaEM 💍: so we just need a but tun of Alcohol

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sounds like heaven

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: indeed it does

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: So do you think we have most things ready for our wedding

Longarms 🇺🇸: I think so, we just need to sort out buying the clothes and the DJ

Hazelnut 💗: yeah

Longarms 🇺🇸: what song do you want to walk down the aisle to Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: Perfect by Ed Sheeran

Longarms 🇺🇸: that sounds perfect

Hazelnut 💗: Alex 🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: what it's true 🤣

Hazelnut 💗: I love you Alexander Arcady

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too Hazel Wong