Longarms 🇺🇸: Harold must like you if you can keep your mouth open that wide
Uncle Felix 😎: Alexander you are 100% part of the family now
Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I love you Alexander 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: fuck me
Longarms 🇺🇸: no thanks, that's what Harold is for
Aunt Lucy 🔍: Alexander you are on a roll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: fuck you
Longarms 🇺🇸: no thanks I have Hazel, Harold is free though
Hazelnut 💗: no matter how many times Alex says it it's still fucking hilarious 🤣
Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: fuck you all
Longarms 🇺🇸: again no thanks I have Haz, Daisy has Amina and Felix and Lucy have eachother. I'm not sure you want to fuck your family either that's incest.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm dying
Hazelnut 💗: this is the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Felix 😎: Alexander you are amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aunt Lucy 🔍: I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bertie 🌍: I hate you all
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I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you can all come over
Little sprout 🌱: yayyy
Idiot 🥸: I'll be round soon
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: same
Longarms 🇺🇸: this will be fun
AminaEM 💍: be there ASAP
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I got alcohol
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I love you kitty
Hazelnut 💗: I think it will take me the longest to get to Uncle Felix's house
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🤣🤣🤣
Little sprout 🌱: why?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beans she was being sarcastic 🤌🏻
Little sprout 🌱: ohhhh
Idiot 🥸: why did I just get a message from Bertie saying 'i hate your best friend'. Alexander what did you do?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you need to be specific
Longarms 🇺🇸: Because the answer to your question could be Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: very true
Little sprout 🌱: what?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oooop
Idiot 🥸: What did you do to Bertie?
Hazelnut 💗: STOP THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I WAS FUCKING DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: spill everything ☕☕☕
Hazelnut 💗: Basically Alexander reduced me, Daisy, Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy into hysterical laughter at Bertie's expense
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: this will be good
AminaEM 💍: LOL, what did he say
I'mthebestpersonever 💖:
Idiot 🥸: OMFG 🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🤣🤣🤣
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: LMFAO 🤣
AminaEM 💍: is it just me who noticed that Daisy said to Alexander that she loved him
Idiot 🥸: it's a miracle
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: or the world is ending
Idiot 🥸: true
Little sprout 🌱: I'm so confused, what was so funny?
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...
Hazelnut 💗: ...
AminaEM 💍: ...
Idiot 🥸: ...
Longarms 🇺🇸: ...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: we'll tell you when you are older
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: you must stay innocent Beans 😇
Hazelnut 💗: is everyone on their way over to Uncle Felix's apartment?
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FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.