Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Haz I just told my grandmother about our engagement.

Hazelnut 💗: What did she say?

Longarms 🇺🇸: she approves

Hazelnut 💗: oh that's wonderful

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😁

Hazelnut 💗: Alex have you thought about what you want for a wedding?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'd like a summer wedding, maybe on a clifftop.

Hazelnut 💗: that's sounds so romantic, I love it.

Longarms 🇺🇸: When shall we have the wedding?

Hazelnut 💗: How about 1 week after my birthday.

Longarms 🇺🇸: sounds perfect

Hazelnut 💗: would you rather have a small or big wedding?

Longarms 🇺🇸: small

Hazelnut 💗: same

Hazelnut 💗: shall we discuss the guest list at a later date Mr Arcady?

Longarms 🇺🇸: we shall, Miss Wong.

Hazelnut 💗: Do we tell people at school that we got married?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I plan on not telling incase people judge

Hazelnut 💗: same

Longarms 🇺🇸: do you want to take my surname and become Hazel Arcady?

Hazelnut 💗: I do however I won't change it on the school registration.

Longarms 🇺🇸: fair enough.

Hazelnut 💗: Mrs Arcady, I like the sound of that.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Me too gorgeous

Hazelnut 💗: I love you handsome 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too ❤️

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Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷 and Little sprout 🌱 are chatting privately.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: heyy Beans

Little sprout 🌱: hey Kitty

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beanie I have a question I need to ask you

Little sprout 🌱: what is it?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Will you be my girlfriend?

Little sprout 🌱: yes

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ❤️

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Chatting on 'Breast Friends 🍒'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: my drama senses were tingling, what's going on.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I asked Beanie to be my girlfriend.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh I'm sorry

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: why are you sorry?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm assuming she said no.

AminaEM 💍: DAISY WELLS

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: She said yes!

Longarms 🇺🇸: congratulations

Idiot 🥸: congrats

AminaEM 💍: congratulations

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Little sprout 🌱: Guyyyys Kitty asked me to be her girlfriend!!!

Hazelnut 💗: Congratulations 🥳

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes I did 😁

AminaEM 💍: congratulations you 2

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well this is shocking

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: congrats ig

Idiot 🥸: congrats

Longarms 🇺🇸: congratulations

Little sprout 🌱: thank youuu <3

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: thanks everyone 🥰

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Amina, we aren't the only gay couple anymore!

AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: I wonder what Bertie would say to that

Idiot 🥸: 🤣🤣🤣

Idiot 🥸: is my brother simply non existent Daisy

Longarms 🇺🇸: Daisy you're dead

Hazelnut 💗: brb I just gotta message Bertie...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no don't he'll kill me

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🤣🤣🤣

Little sprout 🌱: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣