Hazelnut 💗: yes
Bertie 🌍: that's good
Hazelnut 💗: the will my father forced my grandfather to change was a fake.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg
Hazelnut 💗: which means I get my inheritance when I turn 16
Longarms 🇺🇸: omg
Uncle Felix 😎: that's great news
Hazelnut 💗: my grandfather hates my stepmother which is great
Bertie 🌍: why?
Hazelnut 💗: because I hate her
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: fair enough.
Hazelnut 💗: I found out the reason why my father got a concubine in the first place
Uncle Felix 😎: why?
Hazelnut 💗: well apparently my mother was pregnant with twins, me and a boy. However she suffered a miscarriage and lost the boy. I was lucky to survive.
Longarms 🇺🇸: omg
Aunt Lucy 🔍: so you father decided to marry another woman because your mother had a miscarriage.
Aunt Lucy 🔍: *looks over at Felix*
Hazelnut 💗: yep
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what a twatty prick
Bertie 🌍: good description Daisy
Hazelnut 💗: Apparently I have a middle name.
Uncle Felix 😎: what is it Hazel?
Hazelnut 💗: Stella
Longarms 🇺🇸: omg that is gorgeous ❤️
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: it's such a nice name
Hazelnut 💗: thank youuu 💗
Longarms 🇺🇸: *dramatically bursts into the apartment and engulfs Hazel in a hug*
Hazelnut 💗: 🥰🥰🥰
Bertie 🌍: awww so cute
Uncle Felix 😎: very sweet
Aunt Lucy 🔍: so cute
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🙄🙄🙄
Bertie 🌍:
Longarms 🇺🇸: 🥰🥰🥰Hazelnut 💗: and my Grandfather was proud of the fact that I'm a detective
Uncle Felix 😎: of course he was
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel you are the best detective ever, of course your grandfather would be proud of you.
Longarms 🇺🇸: yes Hazel you are an amazing detective
Aunt Lucy 🔍: the others are right, you are brilliant Hazel
Bertie 🌍: you are the best detective in the world Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: thanks guys I love you all 💗
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Husband 🤩 and Wifey 💘 are chatting privately.
Husband 🤩: you know I would never leave you if you had a miscarriage? ❤️❤️❤️
Wifey 💘: really?
Husband 🤩: Of course Lucy. I love you so damn much. If you have a miscarriage I don't mind, we can try again. You are my wife Lucy Mountfitchet, I would never leave you. ❤️
Wifey 💘: thank you Felix, I knew you would never leave me but all these hormones are making me doubt myself.
Husband 🤩: Its ok. I am here to help you through all struggles. ❤️
Wifey 💘: I love you Felix Mountfitchet ❤️
Husband 🤩: and I love you my dear wife ❤️
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FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.