Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Aunt Lucy 🔍: Excuse me i must use the restroom, I find myself feeling ill all of a sudden.

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: something is definitely up. Aunt Lucy is rarely ill and she always has a glass of brandy. However I haven't seen her drink in the past few days.

Longarms 🇺🇸: what do you think is wrong with her?

Hazelnut 💗: I have an idea that I really hope is right however I shan't say anything untill I know for certain.

Longarms 🇺🇸: you have intrigued me Hazel Wong.

Hazelnut 💗: oh have I Alexander Theodore Arcady.

Longarms 🇺🇸: I like it when you say my name Haz 😏

Hazelnut 💗: you like it so you, Alexander Theodore Arcady.

Longarms 🇺🇸: fucking hell Haz you are sexy

Hazelnut 💗: 😏😏😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🥵🥵🥵

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: *kisses Alexander lightly on the lips*

Jun 🌸: they are such a sweet couple.

Little sprout 🌱: I know they are so adorable

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: it gives me hope that true love exists

Uncle Felix 😎: that they are

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I guess they are, however it's annoying having to see them kiss every single minute of the day

Bertie 🌍: 🤣🤣🤣

Harold 💫: awww is poor ickle Daisy jealous that Hazel has a new priority

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no...

AminaEM 💍: Aww don't worry babe

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hello everyone

Hazelnut 💗: are you okay Aunt Lucy, you look a bit pale

Aunt Lucy 🔍: I'm fine thanks Hazel

Waiter: here are your drinks, are you ready to order?

Uncle Felix 😎: thank you, could you come back in a bit please we aren't quite ready.

Waiter: of course

Little sprout 🌱: could you pass down my drink please?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: here babe

Little sprout 🌱: thanks kitty

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Husband 🤩 and Wifey 💘 are chatting privately.

Husband 🤩: Are you ok Luc? ❤️

Wifey 💘: I think so Fel ❤️

Husband 🤩: is it...

Wifey 💘: yeah

Husband 🤩: you are amazing my gorgeous wife ❤️

Wifey 💘: I don't know what I'd do without you Felix ❤️

Husband 🤩: And I don't know what I'd do without you Lucy Mountfitchet ❤️

Wifey 💘: die of starvation?

Husband 🤩: is that a jab at my cooking skills?

Wifey 💘: what do you think 🧐

Husband 🤩: 😐