Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Mr Wong are now chatting privately.

Mr Wong: Hazel please see reason in what I did, it was for your brother after all

Hazelnut 💗: Mr Wong you are treading on thin ice so I'd be careful if I were you

Mr Wong: Why are you calling me Mr Wong,
I'm your father?

Hazelnut 💗: no father would act this way towards his daughter.

Mr Wong: Hazel I did what I had to so your brother could have a future

Hazelnut 💗: Edward Wong is no brother of mine

Mr Wong: yes he is

Hazelnut 💗: just because I am related to him doesn't mean he is my brother. The only brother I have goes by the name of Bertie Wells.

Mr Wong: he is not your brother, you aren't even related. Teddy is your real brother.

Hazelnut 💗: Blood doesn't necessarily mean family. Bertie may not be my blood however he is the best brother I could ask for.

Mr Wong: Wong Fung Ying I will not stand for this behaviour. I am your father and you will listen to me.

Hazelnut 💗: then sit down and listen like a good boy

Hazelnut 💗: you have not acted like a father to me. The only father figure in my life currently is Uncle Felix.

Mr Wong: I...

Hazelnut 💗: Goodbye Mr Wong

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Hazelnut 💗: my father is not happy with me but I don't care LOL.

Uncle Felix 😎: what happened

Bertie 🌍: what's up Hazel

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: can I kill him?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Daisy no

Hazelnut 💗:

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: can I kill him now?

Uncle Felix 😎: You told your father that I was a better father figure to you than him?

Hazelnut 💗: yes I did

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Felix has just fainted

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: twat

Bertie 🌍: Hazel you told you father that you brother wasn't you brother and that the only brother you had was me?

Hazelnut 💗: yes I did

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Bertie fainted again.

Hazelnut 💗: Aunt Lucy could you wake up sleeping beauty while I wake up Bertie.

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what about me?

Hazelnut 💗: just stand there

Aunt Lucy 🔍: *kisses Felix*

Uncle Felix 😎: *kisses Lucy back*

Uncle Felix 😎: what happened?

Hazelnut 💗: *slaps Bertie around the face*

Bertie 🌍: what happened?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you both fainted

Uncle Felix 😎: oh

Bertie 🌍: did someone slap me?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hazel why did you and your father get into such a severe fight in the first place?

Hazelnut 💗: well my whole life I was brought up as the heiress to my grandfather's fortune. I was taught how to invest, I was taught about taxes and how to use my money responsibly. In Hong Kong tradition used to stated that as soon as a boy was born, he would become the heir however that is not the case anymore. My grandfather specifically stated that he wanted me to be in control of his fortune because I was the eldest, the most reasonable and the smartest. However when my grandfather died last year, did I get the fortune? No all I got was a hair pin.
The fortune had been given to Teddy even though he was only a few months old. A few days ago, I found out that my father forced my grandfather into changing the will so that Teddy got all the money instead of me. It sounds really bad that I'm angry at my father over money however my whole life I was trained in finances.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: can I please kill that arsehole.

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Oh Hazel that's awful

Bertie 🌍: can I kick him in the balls - if he even has any.

Uncle Felix 😎: That cocksucker

Hazelnut 💗: given that my father has 2 wives I'd say that's the opposite of what he is.

Bertie 🌍: 2 wives???

Bertie 🌍: is that legal.

Hazelnut 💗: yes, my mother is my father's first wife and Jie Jie is my father's second wife (concubine).

Bertie 🌍: ohhh makes sense

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you didn't answer my question, can I kill the arsehole?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: no Daisy

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel don't worry, you have us. We are you family

*Alexander walks out of Hazel's room*

Aunt Lucy 🔍: ...

Bertie 🌍: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

Uncle Felix 😎: ...

Hazelnut 💗: ...shit