Longarms 🇺🇸: there you go HazHazelnut 💗: thanks Al
Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you little moon
Hazelnut 💗: I love you too... American Pie
Longarms 🇺🇸: isn't that your favourite song?
Hazelnut 💗: yep 💗
Longarms 🇺🇸: ❤️❤️❤️
Longarms 🇺🇸: have you ever felt insecure about the way you look?
Hazelnut 💗: yes, why?
Longarms 🇺🇸: because recently I have really begun to hate the way I look. My arms are awkwardly long and I'm so tall I have to suck to get through a door. I'm hideous. Someone as gorgeous as you deserves to be with someone who is just as attractive.
Hazelnut 💗: Alex
Longarms 🇺🇸: what it's true
Hazelnut 💗: no it's not. You are the most handsome man ever. Your arms aren't too long, you're not too tall and god forbid you are certainly not hideous. You are perfect and the hottest person ever and if it's anyone who deserves someone better looking it's you. You are perfect while I am floored.
Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel you are the most beautiful person ever you need to believe me. I love you for who you are and what you look like makes me love you even more.
Hazelnut 💗: I'll believe you, if you believe me.
Longarms 🇺🇸: ... alright
Hazelnut 💗: say it with me, I am beautiful.
Longarms 🇺🇸: I am beautiful
Hazelnut 💗: good
Longarms 🇺🇸: you never fail to cheer me up Haz, thank you I love you si much ❤️
Hazelnut 💗: I love you too Alex 💗💗💗
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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'
Little sprout 🌱: heyyyy
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: hi Beans
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hello
Idiot 🥸: hello everyone
Hazelnut 💗: hi
Longarms 🇺🇸: hi
AminaEM 💍: Hiya
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: go die
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what did everyone do today, Beanie and I watched films
Little sprout 🌱: that was fun 🥰
Hazelnut 💗: awww cute
Longarms 🇺🇸: awww cute
Idiot 🥸: Daisy and I had to live with the sappy couple stuff all day 💀
AminaEM 💍: I went out for lunch with my parents
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I spent time with my dad and step mum 🙄
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Me, Watson, George and Blondie did stupid stuff
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so nothing different than usual
Idiot 🥸: no
AminaEM 💍: what did you do?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: we had fun at an arcade
Idiot 🥸: I took these
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Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat
FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.