Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗: I'm gonna miss you too Al

Longarms 🇺🇸: *kisses Hazel hard*

Hazelnut 💗: I love you Alex ❤️

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you gorgeous 😍🥵❤️‍🔥

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you are literally gonna see eachother tomorrow

Idiot 🥸: Daisy let them do their thing

Idiot 🥸: *fake throws up*

Hazelnut 💗: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤢🤢🤢

Hazelnut 💗: Alex do you have a gun in your pocket

Longarms 🇺🇸: no

Hazelnut 💗: that's a shame

Hazelnut 💗: *whispers* despite the fact that I don't have a gun to shoot Daisy and George, it's nice to know that you are...happy

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😳😏🥵

Hazelnut 💗: *kisses Alexander vigorously*

Idiot 🥸: Alex we have to go

Longarms 🇺🇸: *very reluctantly* fine

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Let's go say bye than we can do stuff

Hazelnut 💗: ok

*They all walk into the living room and greet George's parents*

Mr Mukherjee: thanks for bringing the boys back

Uncle Felix 😎: it was no trouble

Idiot 🥸: Thanks for your hospitality Felix

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you so much

Aunt Lucy 🔍: it was no trouble boys

Mrs Mukherjee: why don't you all go out tomorrow, you could go to a museum or something like that?

Mr Wong: what a good idea

Hazelnut 💗: that sounds fun, what do you say Alex?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes it sounds amazing

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: we'll see you 2 tomorrow then

Bertie 🌍: bye you two

Harold 💫: bye Bertie

Harold 💫: *kisses Bertie on the lips*

Bertie 🌍: Bye Harry

Longarms 🇺🇸: *kisses Hazel on the lips

Hazelnut 💗: bye Alex

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: bye

Mr Wong: goodbye

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Bye

Uncle Felix 😎: bye

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and Hazelnut 💗 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: I miss Alexander

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🙄🙄🙄

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well then let's take some stupid pics to cheer you up

Hazelnut 💗: ok

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: why are you so sad about Alexander not being here, you have me

Hazelnut 💗: I love him

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: and...

Hazelnut 💗: deep down I'm scared he may realise that I'm not good enough for him

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you are so stupid, there is no one else he would rather be with

Hazelnut 💗: but...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no buts. He loves you so goddamn much and don't even question it

Hazelnut 💗: thanks daisy I needed that

*1 hour later*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this is the best pic ever

Hazelnut 💗: awwww so cute

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: In 1 hour we only took 2 photos

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: here's the second photo

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: love you Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: love you too