Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Aunt Lucy 🔍: so when did the two of you get together?

Hazelnut 💗: Christmas day 🥰

Aunt Lucy 🔍: how romantic

Longarms 🇺🇸: ☺️

Uncle Felix 😎: so when's the wedding?

Longarms 🇺🇸: not until we leave school

Hazelnut 💗: unfortunately just because I have a ring in my finger doesn't mean I can get married

Uncle Felix 😎: WAIT YOU'RE ENGAGED!?

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh no not yet, I gave Haz a promise ring

Aunt Lucy 🔍: awwww that's so sweet

Uncle Felix 😎: is this the thing we can't tell your father Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: yes

Uncle Felix 😎: ok, congratulations on your...pre engagement engagement.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Thank you Felix

Hazelnut 💗: thanks uncle Felix

Aunt Lucy 🔍: You make a great couple, I'm surprised it took you so long to get together

Hazelnut 💗: thanks 🥰

Longarms 🇺🇸: it was my fault, I thought Hazel liked George and I thought I was wayyyy out of her league so I pretended to like Daisy.

Uncle Felix 😎: Not a smart thing to do

Hazelnut 💗: no 🙄🥰

Uncle Felix 😎: if you hurt Hazel, your body will never be found again

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'd never hurt Haz

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Felix don't be dramatic

Uncle Felix 😎: I'm not

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*They all arrive at Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy's apartment*

Chatting on 'OG amazing detectives 🔎'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: heyy guys

Idiot 🥸: we are all sat in the same room why are we messaging

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: because we are Gen Z and very antisocial

Longarms 🇺🇸: lol

Hazelnut 💗: lol

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: George we can never escape the icky couple stuff

Hazelnut 💗: Daisy you have a girlfriend

Longarms 🇺🇸: yeah Daisy 🤨

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: guy's help I can't escape the romance

Idiot 🥸: