Someone always wanted someone from Thor. It didn't matter where he went or who he was with. They always found him.
"I'll kill [your name]," the bad guy threatened Thor.
"Classic!" Thor laughed very loud and obnoxious before going back to his fight face.
"That's only the millionth time I've heard that. And no one has made it out alive to tell the tale," he said before charging at the bad guy.
Forgot to upload yesterday so I'll feed y'all with two today.