I'mma have to do this questions separately because... I'm a funny person and I gotta do funny shit.
P.S more questions were added!
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Me: Lets get this bitch started...
Jason: Make this as normal as possible please.
Me: I'm the interviewer, shut the fuck up.
Jason: Can we at least get started?
Me: sure thing. First person is @marianamarkires ... "What do you think the future holds for you and Justin?" She asks.
Jason: Good of co---
Me: Don't... Just... Don't. Only answer. I got people to talk to, food to eat.
Jason: Suck my dick Elisandra.
Me: JUSTIN! Jason is offering himself to me sexually!
Jason: Fine, Fine... Damn... I see myself with Justin for the long run. I'm still going to be his bodyguard and protect him from y'all crazy ass fans.
Me: bitch, you wish you was as fabulous as us. Fuck off.
Jason: we done? Finally I---
Me: sit yo ass down... next up is @bocauhl "how many babies are you gonna have with Justin?" She asks.
Jason: why are people so noisy?
Me: keep insulting my babies and watch if you can still have babies.
Jason: you're the first one, shut the fuck up.
Me: true shit... True, damn, calm down and answer.
Jason: why are you my creator? You're so mean.
Me: are you gonna answer or will I have to smack You?
Jason: I plan on having a lot of babies with Justin... like two or three... maybe twins.
Me: hmmm... interesting.
Jason: are you paying attention or eating that fucking pizza?
Me: leave me alone and answer
Jason: I did
Me: oh... yeah... next up is @louiexx "have you tried anal with Justin?" She asks... hmm juicy.
Jason: stop with the fucking pizza
Me: fucking answer!
Jason: can I have another interviewer?
Me: Jesus my fucking Christ give me patience
Jason: your accent is irritating.
Me: your face is irritating but you don't see me talking shit. ANSWER!
Jason: I tried to... like two times but Justin ruined the moment twice.
Justin: THATS A LIE!
Me: stay in your lane, bitch! Its not your turn.
Justin: mean ass
Me: cry me a river... Now @louiexx again "have you tried outdoor sex?"
Jason: who the heck is asking these? What type of readers do we have?
Me: we? That sounds like too many people. My readers are awesome... Now answer.
Jason: I request another interviewer.
Me: I don't have a cowriter or time for you.
Jason: Justin kind of ruins the mood with his questions so no.
Me: OH SHIET DAMSEL
Justin: I fucking heard that and I---
Me: dammit Justin, will I have to duct tape you?
Jason: that's it?
Me: with your bullshit? Apparently not.
Jason: you take too long. Put the damn pizza down.
Me: how about I put your attitude down?
Jason: then ask!
Me: Don't rush me, I'm sensitive.... pussy.
Jason: really?
Me: next up is @happydrew "What you and Justin gon name y'all kids?" She asks.
Jason: something cool... I don't know
Justin: I CAN'T GET PREGNANT!
Me: oh shiet! You haven't tell him?!
Justin: tell me what?
Jason: I'm not going to.
Me: your grave, not mine... you ain't coming back this time.
Jason: whatever
Me: fucking answer.
Jason: probably... Junior for my first boy... Diamond or Miracle for my baby girl amd Blake, Brandon or Anibal for another boy.... I'll have to check with Justin tho
Justin: CHEETOS, CAKE AND CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Me: DAMN RIGHT, DAMSEL!.... Next is @serenaxx3 "are you thinking about getting married to Justin?" She asks.
Jason: he is my Damsel, of course I wanna be married to him someday.
Me: can I be the wedding planner?
Jason: you'd probably hang dildos as balloons.
Me: you're not supposed to know me that well dammit!
Justin: I DON'T MIND!
Me: Justin... Don't make me stand up.
Jason: damsel... she scares me
Me: good... I'm surprised you're so liked
Jason: I'm surprised people read your books
Me: are you here to burn me or answer?
Jason: I'll answer when you ask
Justin: GO KING KONG, GO KING KONG!
Me: someone, take the trash out!
Justin: I can do that
Me: good, escort yourself out
Jason: hey, respect my damsel.
Me: I can't deal... next up is @lollylikommy "how was your reaction inside when you saw everyone freaking out? I laughed a lil to be honest"
Jason: I was confused at first
Me: no one cares
Jason: shut the fuck up... but to be honest, I wanted to laugh. More when Aide said I was possessed and max said she he doesn't fuck with ghosts.
Aide: FUCK YOU!
Max: WHAT SHE SAID!
Me: everybody shut the fuck up
Jason: are we done?
Me: @allinitbieber asks "how would you feel if you didn't have the chance to go back after seeing what had been going on?"
Jason: shit... that's hard
Me: just answer. I don't wanna see your face anymore.
Jason: I would have felt like my only mission from then on was going to be to protect Justin and feel jealousy as I watched him fall in love with someone else.
Me: I'm tearing up and I'm a bad bitch
Jason: good.
Me: hoe
Jason: can I go?
Me: .... sadly, people like you too much... so no. Next up is @kai_jai "mmmmm hello... well welcome back to life King Kong anyway the Q is what would you do if Justin wasn't the first who confessed his love for you?
Jason: thank you... I'm glad to be back an---
Me: to the point hoe
Jason: suck my dick
Me: JUSTIN!! JASON IS BEING A HOE!
Justin: I HEARD HIM!
Jason: you're such a slut
Me: but not for you... unless you want me to.
Jason: your smirk is catastrophic
Me: big word for your small ass brain.
Jason: anyways....
Me: yeah anyways... hoe
Jason: I would have probably confessed first after I got over myself and that pic
Justin: I KNEW IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE PIC!
Jason: shut the fuck up
Justin: who you talking to like that?
Me: you're in for it
Jason: I love you, damsel
Justin: aw---
Me: Don't even... he is brainwashing you
Jason: finish the fucking questions and stop making us fight.
Me: feisty... next up is @bvbydolls "are u and damsel gonna have sex? Do it already love yaaa " she says and asks.
Jason: we eventually are... if he shuts the fuck up and stops ruining the moment. P.S love ya too
Justin: I fucking heard that
Jason: I'm all yours, damsel.
Me: next up is @chieyere_01 "now you have a story to tell your kids " she says.
Justin: What kids?
Me: Justin if your don't shut your damn mouth boy.
Jason: well... I actually do if I wanna scare them for life.
Me: interesting.... I hope they hate you
Jason: that's fucked up
Me: I'm fucked up. Get over it.
Jason: kinda I'm.
Me: doesn't look like .
Justin: shut the fuck up and finish this damn interview.
Me: you ain't my father.
Jason: this is hopeless.
Me: @chieyere_01 also asks "are you gonna tell Justin what God told you? About him being able to have---" shit, I ain't finishing this.
Jason: I'm not, I'm going to let it be a surprise for him. That way I can tell him "You challenged me"
Me: shit, that's smart.
Jason: oh you kno---
Me: no I don't... NEXT is @AttaBoyBieber "Risen of the dead is really happening. Welcome back King Kong everybody misses you hella a lot go especially damsel... what would you give to Justin to show him how much you love him?" She says and asks.
Jason: this dick
Me: JUS---
Jason: my heart... but he already has it so I just have to rely on my actions to show him how much I love him. No material thing express my love for him as much as my actions.
Me: real man talk.
Justin: DADDY!
Jason: I take it back, I don't know him.
Me: shut the fuck up, you secretly love it.
Jason: its fucking disturbing.
Justin: I love you too, King Kong.
Me: enough with this shit... @AttaBoyBieber also asks "and how did you feel when you first became a part of the Gang and did you're first ever kill on somebody"
Jason: I barely understand that
Me: what you trynna say?
Jason: nothing...
Me: better fucking not
Jason: when I first joined the gang... I liked it to be honest. I was respected and had power.... did I ever kill somebody? We---
Me: probably. Yo criminal ass is going to jail
Jason: for you to know if I have killed somebody, you will have to wait for Elisandra to write that.
Justin: you better fucking not.
Jason: just remember our future is in Elisandra's hands please.
Me: I like this. I like having the power.
Jason: hoe.
Me: blah blah blah... @sucksbieber "can you and Justin stay together forever? He's so precious, don't let him go!" She asks and says.
Jason: well... it's what I'm aiming for. A lifetime with damsel.
Me: I have diabetes. Keep the sweetness to a minimum.
Jason: and I know he is precious. He is more than that and I won't let him go.
Me: not if I change that...
Everybody: FUCK YOU!
Me: damn... chill... I told him I'm diabetic. He didn't stop.
Jason: everybody is gonna hate you.
Me: @sucksbieber also asks "What ran through your mind when you saw that Justin actually did love you?"
Jason: my mind was blank... I was only asking myself how someone like him could love someone like me. I guess with time I will know.
Me: or not.
Jason: what the fuck, Elisandra?
Aide: I feel like this is a foreshadowing of Justin dying.
Me: GURL IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!
Jason: wha... what even? Elisandra don't make me fucking kill you right here.
Me: you exposing yourself.
Maxwell: STOP FUCKING FORESHADOWING HOE!
Me: I'M BEING ATTACKED!
Justin: so Jason did kill someone?
Me: aaannnddd @k1ttyperry asks "when are you gonna dick Justin down?"
Jason: as soon as he stops being a pussy and takes it like a man.
Justin: shut the fuck up. I hate you, dick.
Jason: love you too, DAMSEL.
Me: and @MARLA_713 "my dear king Kong are you going to tell damsel that he can c----" shit... if I finish that, you're going to hell.
Jason: I already answered that though so its good.
Me: and she asks "and how do you think he's going to react?"
Jason: I think he is going to have a fit and whine about it and act more childish and annoying.
Me: JUSTIN! JASON IS CALLING YOU CHILDISH AND ANNOYING!
Jason: such a snitch. Gosh.
Me: Oh bite me... @arianaismiluv "YOU SHOULD MAKE 25451515 BABIES WITH JUSTIN! can you do that for me?" She asks.
Jason: well... I'll see if my dick doesn't break when we get there or if my wallet doesn't have a dent from the first one.
Me: Broke ass bitch.
Jason: look who's talking. The girl that wastes her money in tour merch.
Me: THAT IS NECESSARY, OKAY? HAVING KIDS ISN'T
Jason: Whatever.
Me: I honestly feel so attacked.
Jason: who cares.
Me: make me kill you again, why don't you, hoe?
Jason: are we done here?
Me: you thought... @Joiada21 "When everything passes over are you and Justin gonna fuck?" She asks.
Jason: if he doesn't ruin it... Most likely, yeah.
Me: .... We will see if its Justin.
Everybody: what?
Me: @KyraPretorius "When you saw/heard all those things about what Justin was saying to you while you were in a coma, how did you feel?"
Jason: I wanted to come down in a second and just hug the life out of him and tell him to have no worries that I was here to stay and I wasn't going anywhere.
Justin: I'm moved.
Me: No one cares, bro.
Jason: Leave my man alone.
Me: when your man leaves me alone.
Jason: My ass is numb, can I leave?
Me: Are we done?
Jason: yeah?
Me: NO HOE! @X-moona1657-x "How many babies do u want with Justin cause Jastin babies are sooo cute 😍😍"
Jason: I like two or three.... Maybe twins.
Me: You said exactly that before.
Jason: Is there an specific way you have to fuck someone to have twins?
Me: .... My mind is blown right now.
Jason: Why? Be---
Me: because that was fucking DUMB!... But thinking about it... Yeah.
Jason: Really?
Justin: she is lying!
Me: You have to fuck Justin on stage.
Jason: .... I believed you for a second.
Me: too fucking bad. She also asks "R u going to ask Justin to marry u?"
Jason: Hell fucking yeah.
Justin: if I don't beat him to it.
Me: If you haven't fuck him, you ain't proposing, bro.
Justin: Bitch.
Me: Why, yes I am...
Jason: everybody knew that.
Me: Anyways @RoseMerant asks"Jason, baby, YOURE GONNA GIVE JUSTIN 24 1/2 BABIES RIGHT?"
Jason: If you're gonna feed them all and have the patience for all of them, I can help conceive them.
Justin: What?
Aide: What?
Maxwell: What?
Natalie: What?
Grandma Melany: What?
Grandma Sasha: What?
Jason: What?
Me: AND WE'RE DONE!
Jason: holy fuck, finally
Me: just kidding.
Jason: fucking witch.
Me: nah, it's for real. We done... for now.
Jason: adios motherfuckers.
Me: say bye, hoe.
Jason: I just did.
Me: nicely, stupid bitch.
Jason: you're so rude.
Me: take a seat along with the rest of the world and wait for me to care.
Jason: goodbye beautiful readers. I'm sorry Elisandra couldn't keep it simple
Me: always ruining shit. Why you chuckling for?
Jason: I said bye nicely... happy, dear?
Me: very.
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Long ass questionnaire... Jason makes everything so complicated. Smh.
Jason: NO, I DON'T!
Me: even in the author's note? Fuck off dude.
Everybody: READ WHEN ITS MY TURN.
Me: promotion seekers. Smh.
Anyways... Keep up... And if you don't want to... Don't.
Justin: I'M NEXT YOU SHOULD READ!
Me: bye, I need to kill a group of people.