Chatting in real life
Louise 🧸: *crying*
Uncle Felix 😎: ah what do I do *panics*
MrsArcady ❤: its alright uncle Felix
Uncle Felix 😎: I dont know how to look after a baby
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you looked after me and Bertie
Uncle Felix 😎: look how that ended up, you're both fucked in the head
Bertie 🌍: oi
Harold 💫: it's true
Bertie 🌍: Harryyyyyy
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm not fucked up
MrsArcady ❤: you are
MrArcady 🧳: yeah you are
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shut up arsehole
MrsArcady ❤: 🤨🤨🤨
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sorry
Bertie 🌍: lmao Daisy can't get away with anything when Hazel is around
Harold 💫: no one can
MrsArcady ❤: only Alex can
MrArcady 🧳: love you beautiful
MrsArcady ❤: I love you too
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮
Harold 💫: she never learns
Bertie 🌍: no she doesn't
Uncle Felix 😎: help how do I stop Louise from crying???
MrsArcady ❤: check her nappy
Uncle Felix 😎: right ok
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: whats the bet Longarms is gonna call it a diper?
MrArcady 🧳: I was not
Bertie 🌍: he's too in love to argue with Hazel
Harold 💫: true
MrArcady 🧳: true
MrsArcady ❤: 🥰🥰🥰
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: to be fair, Watson is too sickeningly in love to correct him
MrsArcady ❤: True
MrArcady 🧳: 🥰🥰🥰
MrsArcady ❤: *stands on her tiptoes and kisses Alexander on the lips gently*
MrArcady 🧳: *bends down and kisses her back*
Bertie 🌍: haha Hazel the midget
Harold 💫: jealous?
Bertie 🌍: yes give me a kiss
Harold 💫: happily *kisses Bertie*
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: why why why do I have to be the 5th wheel
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ugh men, I don't know ow what you see in them
MrsArcady ❤: big dicks
Bertie 🌍: yep
Harold 💫: agreed
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: this will never happen again but Alexander is the only person who has taste
Bertie 🌍: the world is ending
MrArcady 🧳: Well you can't blame me, Hazel's gorgeous
MrsArcady ❤: thank you handsome
Harold 💫: its true Hazel, you are very pretty
Bertie 🌍: yep, my beautiful little sister
MrsArcady ❤: thank you boys
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what about me Bertie?
Bertie 🌍: you're alright ig
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: bastard
Bertie 🌍: dick
Uncle Felix 😎: How the fuck do you change a nappy? I haven't had to do it for 15 years
MrsArcady ❤: here, let me help Uncle Felix
Uncle Felix 😎: thank you, you're a lifesaver
MrsArcady ❤: anything for my goddaughter
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: My uncle should not be trusted with a child
Bertie 🌍: he's more trustworthy than you
MrArcady 🧳: says the man who tried to give a baby beer
Bertie 🌍: come on it's England, Louise will probably start young
Harold 💫: younthink your aunt would let her have alcohol?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you never know
MrArcady 🧳: so we have established that when the Wells siblings have children, everyone should be concerned for the safety of their child
Harold 💫: sounds accurate
Bertie 🌍: rude
Harold 💫: true 😘
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: your arms are so long you'd end up dropping your child on its head
MrArcady 🧳: I would not
Bertie 🌍: he has Hazel anyway
Harold 💫: true
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: i suppose, Watson is very good with children
MrsArcady ❤: well someone has to be
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🙄🙄🙄
Bertie 🌍: can't
MrsArcady ❤: you're too kind
Uncle Felix 😎: Thank you Hazel
MrsArcady ❤: you're welcome Uncle Felix, I'll always be here to help look after my goddaughter
MrArcady 🧳: me too
Uncle Felix 😎: still, tha k you so, much